Definitions by Marquiz

explosive diarrhea 

A liquid defacation so forceful you have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff.

I ate the buffet at Foo Kee and ended up with explosive diarrhea

explosive diarrhea by Marquiz May 6, 2003

Hulkamania

The strongest force in the universe.

Whatcha ya gonna do brother, when the 24" pythons and Hulkamania run wild on you!?

Hulkamania by Marquiz May 6, 2003

Tea-Bag 

Similar to the Yokozuna, where one surprises a sleeping/intoxicated person by placing the scrotum on their forehead, and usually taking a photograph.

He got tea-bagged in the Hilliard Room

Tea-Bag by Marquiz May 6, 2003

Styx 

The most horrible band in the history of modern music. Styx recorded the worst song in human history, 'Mr. Roboto'.

I'd rather have my sack stapled to a cactus than listen to Styx

Styx by Marquiz May 6, 2003

Jurado 

Any of an elite caliber of second basemen in the game of softball.

Jurado is an intergal part of his team's double-play combination.

Jurado by Marquiz May 1, 2003

condom hat 

Any of a number of stupid looking hats that dumbass high school jackoffs typically wear. Usually seen while listening to Linkin Park and picking their nose/ass.

Anyone who wears a condom hat should have their ass kicked.

Man, look at all the condom hats getting into their mom's cars when the mall closes.

condom hat by Marquiz May 1, 2003

slumpbuster 

A promiscuous and/or unattractive woman with whom a man would normally have nothing to do - however he sleeps with her anyways because he's in a slump.

Come on man, it was a slumpbuster.

slumpbuster by Marquiz May 1, 2003