Marko the Great's definitions

Karachi Crack

A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.

"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

monkey's chin

The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.

See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam

"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

snelging

The practice of sniffing the internal gusset or bull-nose area of recently worn or freshly laundered ladies undergarments.

"Oi Billybob, do ya fancy a spot of snelging tonight?"

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

fanny burger

Descriptive of the female genitalia when it is sandwiched between the legs and viewed sideways from the rear. A view often seen in jazz mags

"Phwooarr! Look at the fanny burger on that."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

tokes

More than one toke on a spliff, in rapid succession.

Results in a similar high as that with a Texas Toke

"Whoah, greedy bastard. I said toke not tokes. Get it passed on"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

bollocksing

v. To Bollocks or Bollocks-up

The art of breaking or messing something up to a state of non-repair.

"Now that you have invited Jimmy, the stag-night is completely to bollocks"

or

"Hitting the television with that hammer is bollocksing it"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

Bombay Bum

A mild to medium case of 'the shits' following a medium curry the night before. Another symptom is poo that resembles Bombay-Mix.

A worse case would be Karachi Crack or Rhino-Eye

"Whoooaaaah! That feels like I've peppered the pan. Bombay Bum again!"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005