Marko the Great's definitions

bollocksed

From the verb to bollocks or bollocks-up.

When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.

pl. Bollocksing

"Thanks a lot. That car you sold me is totally bollocksed"

or

"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs on that and I was totally bollocksed"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

fanny burger

Descriptive of the female genitalia when it is sandwiched between the legs and viewed sideways from the rear. A view often seen in jazz mags

"Phwooarr! Look at the fanny burger on that."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

snelging

The practice of sniffing the internal gusset or bull-nose area of recently worn or freshly laundered ladies undergarments.

"Oi Billybob, do ya fancy a spot of snelging tonight?"

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

dolloped

The feeling felt by a dolloper

To be well and truly wrecked, through the use of substances either legal or otherwise e.g Pissed or stoned.

"No way am I gonna even attempt to drive home mate. I feel absolutely fucking dolloped."

"Proper good shit man, that's real dolloping tackle"

by Marko the Great March 10, 2005

bull-nose

The pronounced bulge in the female genital area. Most obvious when viewed slightly from the side. Also known as the beetle-bonnet, monkey's chinor fanny-clam

More politely known as the Mound of Venus.

"Fuck me mate! Look at the bull-nose on that."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

jazz mags

Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots

"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"

by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

Knob Pastie

A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.

Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.

by Marko The Great July 30, 2004