Definitions by Marko The Great

dolloped 

The feeling felt by a dolloper

To be well and truly wrecked, through the use of substances either legal or otherwise e.g Pissed or stoned.

"No way am I gonna even attempt to drive home mate. I feel absolutely fucking dolloped."

"Proper good shit man, that's real dolloping tackle"

dolloped by Marko the Great March 10, 2005

dolloper

A real stoner or pisshead.

Someone for whom substance abuse has become an everyday pleasure.

"Woh, watch out for that guy, he's a real dolloper. In fact I reckon he's wrecked right now."

dolloper by Marko the Great March 10, 2005

beetle-bonnet 

A female bollock-bulge.

See also fanny-clam and monkey's-chin

"Wow! Look at the bollock-bulge on that bint"

"Yeh, real beetle-bonnet on that one mate"

beetle-bonnet by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

jazz mags 

Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots

"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"

jazz mags by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

red jacket shots 

Nude shots of the female that show the full dripping gusset surrounded by the 'red jacket' of the labia lips.

Photographer: "Come on love, lets get a few showing the red jacket"

Model: "Not for the amount I am being paid. You'll have to make do with the bull-nose

red jacket shots by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

Lid 

A slang term for an engorged bell-end.

"Get over here bitch and get your maul round my lid!"

Lid by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

maul 

German slang term for the mouth. Means gob or chops, but actually refers to the mouth of a beast.

"Get over here bitch and get your maul round my lid

maul by Marko The Great August 26, 2004