frick

The short word for a frigging prick i.e. someone who is more than just a prick but less than a fucking prick.
"Benny will you stop knobbing about with that computer. You'll end up bollocksing it you frick"
by Marko the Great August 29, 2005
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jazz mags

Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots
"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"
by Marko The Great September 07, 2004
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Bombay Bum

A mild to medium case of 'the shits' following a medium curry the night before. Another symptom is poo that resembles Bombay-Mix.

A worse case would be Karachi Crack or Rhino-Eye
"Whoooaaaah! That feels like I've peppered the pan. Bombay Bum again!"
by Marko the Great August 29, 2005
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bull-nose

The pronounced bulge in the female genital area. Most obvious when viewed slightly from the side. Also known as the beetle-bonnet, monkey's chinor fanny-clam

More politely known as the Mound of Venus.
"Fuck me mate! Look at the bull-nose on that."
by Marko The Great August 26, 2004
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dolloper

A real stoner or pisshead.

Someone for whom substance abuse has become an everyday pleasure.
"Woh, watch out for that guy, he's a real dolloper. In fact I reckon he's wrecked right now."
by Marko the Great March 10, 2005
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Knob Pastie

A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.
Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.
by Marko The Great July 30, 2004
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bollocksed

From the verb to bollocks or bollocks-up.

When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.

pl. Bollocksing
"Thanks a lot. That car you sold me is totally bollocksed"

or

"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs on that and I was totally bollocksed"
by Marko the Great August 29, 2005
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