frick

The short word for a frigging prick i.e. someone who is more than just a prick but less than a fucking prick.

"Benny will you stop knobbing about with that computer. You'll end up bollocksing it you frick"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

jazz mags

Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots

"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"

by Marko The Great September 07, 2004

snelging

The practice of sniffing the internal gusset or bull-nose area of recently worn or freshly laundered ladies undergarments.

"Oi Billybob, do ya fancy a spot of snelging tonight?"

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

fanny burger

Descriptive of the female genitalia when it is sandwiched between the legs and viewed sideways from the rear. A view often seen in jazz mags

"Phwooarr! Look at the fanny burger on that."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

Bombay Bum

A mild to medium case of 'the shits' following a medium curry the night before. Another symptom is poo that resembles Bombay-Mix.

A worse case would be Karachi Crack or Rhino-Eye

"Whoooaaaah! That feels like I've peppered the pan. Bombay Bum again!"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

bull-nose

The pronounced bulge in the female genital area. Most obvious when viewed slightly from the side. Also known as the beetle-bonnet, monkey's chinor fanny-clam

More politely known as the Mound of Venus.

"Fuck me mate! Look at the bull-nose on that."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

Knob Pastie

A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.

Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.

by Marko The Great July 30, 2004