Markim's definitions

Pleasure

Having to wank or finger yourself to climax

You haven't had sex in a while so you best pleasure or you will get glue

by Markim May 10, 2018

hot blobbing

Hot blobbing is when sperm that is still hot runs down your leg or into your knickers

He filled me up so much that when it dripped out it was hot blobbing

by Markim March 14, 2018

trunk action

He couldn't keep his hands to himself today they was everywhere it's like he was an octopus

I was in the kitchen today and his trunk action was uncontrollable

by Markim May 10, 2018

trunk action

Is when your partners hands are everywhere touching you all over and you can't block all the advances

OMG you must be pent up your trunk action is uncontrollable today your like a bloody octopus

by Markim May 12, 2018

Vigorous

Is when your sexual partner is going at it and ends up causing a sex injury like bruising your bladder

The doctor said you bruised my bladder and said you need to calm down as you was too vigorous

by Markim May 12, 2018

Twiddling

is when you are working from home and logged on your computer and to stop it from going to sleep and your manager knowing you are not working you keep moving the mouse or laptop pad

I was so bored at home when working it takes all my effort just to start twiddling

by Markim July 7, 2020