8 definitions by Mark in San Bruno
(n.) A derogatory reference to bandwagon fans of the L.A. Dodgers or Dallas Cowboys. Most particularly those hopeless souls that are fans of BOTH the Dodgers & Cowboys that do not (nor have they ever) live(d) in the home region of either team, yet make up for their lack of geographical closeness by excessively annoying those fans of local teams by proclaiming their team(s) are #1 in spite of a lack of credulity to their claims.
Most are know criminals (felons) and/or clinically diagnosed mentally ill (retards) that live outside the L.A. or Dallas areas and are misguided hangers-on to past decades when those teams may have had a modicum of talent and/or luck. Their illogical & persistent affiliation with the team is most directly attributed a missing chromosome that also appears to result in excessive body tattooing, domestic violence, binge drinking, bed-wetting, drooling and an unexplained need to wear over-sized and excessively dark sunglasses (maybe out of embarrassment).
Both groups are made up of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blow-hards that are the scourge of all true sports fans. Extreme cases are evidenced by a trip to their "mecca" (stadium) to demonstrate their loyalty & obtain a pathetic photo of them wearing a blue team jersey while holding up one finger that they can later post as a testament to their senseless dedication.
Most are know criminals (felons) and/or clinically diagnosed mentally ill (retards) that live outside the L.A. or Dallas areas and are misguided hangers-on to past decades when those teams may have had a modicum of talent and/or luck. Their illogical & persistent affiliation with the team is most directly attributed a missing chromosome that also appears to result in excessive body tattooing, domestic violence, binge drinking, bed-wetting, drooling and an unexplained need to wear over-sized and excessively dark sunglasses (maybe out of embarrassment).
Both groups are made up of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blow-hards that are the scourge of all true sports fans. Extreme cases are evidenced by a trip to their "mecca" (stadium) to demonstrate their loyalty & obtain a pathetic photo of them wearing a blue team jersey while holding up one finger that they can later post as a testament to their senseless dedication.
Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?
Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the felons and retards in blue or bluetards.
Daughter: Do you mean the Dodger fans or the Cowboy fans?
Father: Yes.
Sometimes abbreviated FARIB
Also see fucktards or bluetards
Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the felons and retards in blue or bluetards.
Daughter: Do you mean the Dodger fans or the Cowboy fans?
Father: Yes.
Sometimes abbreviated FARIB
Also see fucktards or bluetards
by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010
by Mark in San Bruno February 3, 2010
Unlike "Social Networking" which would imply "work" or "networking" is being done, Social Netsheeping is an odd "follow the leader" phenomenon, sometimes called a "status game" that occurs on Facebook, Twitter and other social networking sites where people post instructions to post something specific in their user status (their bra or underwear color, the definition of their first name, the name of the first person they kissed, an excerpt from a certain page in the book nearest them at the moment, a coded message, phrase or number, etc..) or change their profile picture (to a baby pic or pet pic or hero or look-a-like celebrity) for no apparent reason other than, "everyone else is doing it."
Sometimes these requests ask that you copy the post and do something specific or unique to you, sometimes they ask you to post a coded message, like an inside joke, a dollar total derived from a list of illicit acts that are assigned specific values or a silly phrase that is made up from portions of text that are pieced together from a list using your date of birth or letters in your name.
The act of re-positng the request and/or complying with these given instruction or essentially, following the leader, is netsheeping or more formally, social netsheeping.
Sometimes these requests ask that you copy the post and do something specific or unique to you, sometimes they ask you to post a coded message, like an inside joke, a dollar total derived from a list of illicit acts that are assigned specific values or a silly phrase that is made up from portions of text that are pieced together from a list using your date of birth or letters in your name.
The act of re-positng the request and/or complying with these given instruction or essentially, following the leader, is netsheeping or more formally, social netsheeping.
"OMG! I am so tired of all this social netsheeping! These people need to get a life!"
An example of a social netsheeping "game" or code would be a message sent instructing friends to post a phrase (without any explanation) in their facebook status, that is derived from a code:
In one example, a person wearing a black shirt, born on Jan 1, xxx0 would post, "I kicked a birdbath in your bathroom because that's how I roll!"
Search "current Facebook status game" or "I kicked a banana in your car because I'm cool like that" for more examples or actual codes used.
An example of a social netsheeping "game" or code would be a message sent instructing friends to post a phrase (without any explanation) in their facebook status, that is derived from a code:
In one example, a person wearing a black shirt, born on Jan 1, xxx0 would post, "I kicked a birdbath in your bathroom because that's how I roll!"
Search "current Facebook status game" or "I kicked a banana in your car because I'm cool like that" for more examples or actual codes used.
by Mark in San Bruno February 3, 2010
(Noun) A derogatory slang term for an urban dweller that lives on the east or west coast of the U.S., and is not knowledgeable or is out of touch with middle-American or rural concepts, hobbies, interests, work ethic or culture.
I grew up in the city and have never been to a county fair. All my buddies call me a coast lily.
This term was used in March 2018, on the TV show, Timeless (episode 202, Darlington 500) when Wyatt said to Lucy, "You really are a coast lily, aren't you?" After she noted she had no understanding of NASCAR racing.
This term was used in March 2018, on the TV show, Timeless (episode 202, Darlington 500) when Wyatt said to Lucy, "You really are a coast lily, aren't you?" After she noted she had no understanding of NASCAR racing.
by Mark in San Bruno March 26, 2018
Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"
Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."
Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"
Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."
Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."
Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"
Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."
by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010
(noun) plural, bluetards.
A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.
Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB
A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.
Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB
Idiot: Hey guys, check out my new Emmit Smith Jersey!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!
by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010
(noun) excessively large breast implants. Usually referenced as such when they are paired with revealing and tight fitting support clothing that pushes them up and out to cause them to form a nearly flat surface on top.
Most prevalent with larger women that choose to get DD+ breast implants to compensate/compliment their fuller figure.
Most prevalent with larger women that choose to get DD+ breast implants to compensate/compliment their fuller figure.
"She is dumb as a box of rocks, but she is redeemed by the stunt bags (she has)."
"With hips like those, she could really use a pair of stunt bags to round out her figure."
"With hips like those, she could really use a pair of stunt bags to round out her figure."
by Mark in San Bruno August 15, 2012