Definitions by Mark Weldon

twatter 

A person who has just hit you in the face and/or genitals

Jim's a effin' twatter for hitting me

twatter by Mark Weldon September 16, 2003

marmite motorway

A refference to the rectal passage way...

The dirty cunt likes to take it up the marmite motorway...

marmite motorway by Mark Weldon September 16, 2003

crowd 

A group of people...

Did you see the crowd of people at the football game...

crowd by Mark Weldon September 16, 2003

rawks my sawks 

Somthing that is rad, in which rocks... etc

Your hair fucking rawks my sawks

rawks my sawks by Mark Weldon September 16, 2003

pardon me French 

To apologise for using bad language

However not bad language in the sense of French... More like swearing...

Holy shit!

Oh, pardon me French

pardon me French by Mark Weldon September 16, 2003