Mark Twain's definitions

scheiman

One who is incredibly kind, often working for charitable causes. Scheimans are often very talented and physically impressive specimens.

Ghandi was a real Scheiman, we need more guys like him in this world

by Mark Twain April 21, 2007

foul ball

When a girl goes to grab a guy's dick, but instead grabs his balls.

"I think Scott's mad at me...I foul balled him pretty hard last night and hurt hium pretty bad."

by Mark Twain May 13, 2005

Retards Attempting Poetry

RAP is actually an acronym for Retards Attempting Poetry.

People who want to look "hard" like to blast "RAP" from their stereo speakers. In reality these "thugs" are insecure and illiterate.

by Mark Twain May 7, 2005

upikdyflabbernab

(U*pik*dy*flab*ber*nab)

v. -The act of of mastication, especially with relation to that of dried fruits.

n. -Slang: a gluttonus individual.

n. That man is an upikdyflabbernab.

v. Look at him upikdyflabbernabbing that food!

by Mark Twain May 13, 2005

Scoping

The act of scrubbing ones nipples with a toothbrush like appendage while toothpaste is applied generously to your liking

While scoping Stan and his pals had a fresh time and robbed an abortion clinic of all the dead babies

by Mark twain November 3, 2013

Tricharico

One with homosexual tendencies.

Yo, dude, I'm your friend and all but when you touch me like that, I tend to think you're tricharico.

by Mark Twain June 17, 2005

moothrum

the fluid excement produced by the body, also called urine or piss.

OMG don't spread your moothrum all over the floor!

by Mark Twain February 28, 2005