Flipo

A godlike creature with the penis the size of a horses

Oh my god, His wang is the size of Flipo's

by Mark Twain December 28, 2004

Scoping

The act of scrubbing ones nipples with a toothbrush like appendage while toothpaste is applied generously to your liking

While scoping Stan and his pals had a fresh time and robbed an abortion clinic of all the dead babies

by Mark twain November 04, 2013

foul ball

When a girl goes to grab a guy's dick, but instead grabs his balls.

"I think Scott's mad at me...I foul balled him pretty hard last night and hurt hium pretty bad."

by Mark Twain February 26, 2005

upikdyflabbernab

(U*pik*dy*flab*ber*nab)

v. -The act of of mastication, especially with relation to that of dried fruits.

n. -Slang: a gluttonus individual.

n. That man is an upikdyflabbernab.

v. Look at him upikdyflabbernabbing that food!

by Mark Twain February 15, 2005

scheiman

One who is incredibly kind, often working for charitable causes. Scheimans are often very talented and physically impressive specimens.

Ghandi was a real Scheiman, we need more guys like him in this world

by Mark Twain April 15, 2007

Tricharico

One with homosexual tendencies.

Yo, dude, I'm your friend and all but when you touch me like that, I tend to think you're tricharico.

by Mark Twain February 15, 2005

Retards Attempting Poetry

RAP is actually an acronym for Retards Attempting Poetry.

People who want to look "hard" like to blast "RAP" from their stereo speakers. In reality these "thugs" are insecure and illiterate.

by Mark Twain May 07, 2005