Definitions by Mark M

jug handle 

When a bloke roots his own arse.

That bloke has such a long cock he gave himself a jug handle.

I was so stoked with my win at Risk I gave myself a jug handle.

jug handle by Mark M August 25, 2006

Lebanon 

Lebanon is a country in the Middle East which is thirty percent Christian and has a stronger economy than Syria, run by a thirty-five year-old eye doctor, Bashar al-Assad, who cannot muster much popular support even among his own people.

Famous Americans of Lebanese descent include - Danny Thomas, Jamie Farr, Christy McNichol, and brothers Michael and Tony Shalhoub

Popular resentment on Lebanon is now being directed not as the United States or Israel, but at the dictatorship of Bashar al-Assad

Lebanon by Mark M May 13, 2005

borange 

A sexually transmitted disease. Browny, orange in colour and crusty in appearance.

Ivan's right nut was heavily encrusted with borange.

The doctor gasped as the extent of Ivan's borange was revealed.

Ivan exclaimed "That's the last time I teabag a nanna!"

borange by Mark M January 7, 2005

Store

SYN: The liquor store or the beer store

If you're going to the Store, pick me up a two-four of Keith's.

Store by Mark M December 8, 2004