Definitions by Mark H

asstodon 

A really big ass/rear end/butt/tush/whatever you want to call it.

Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.

Dayum girl, you got quite an asstodon there!

asstodon by Mark H May 23, 2004

assmosis 

When two people engage in anal sex.

(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)

Derived from the word "osmosis."

Okay cowboy, let's go make love on the couch via assmosis.

assmosis by Mark H May 22, 2004

titty bear

A name you'd call your girlfriend, wife, female prostitute lover, or mistress if she accepts it and thinks it's a cute way of showing affection.

Origin:

Replace "teddy" in the word "teddy bear" with "titty"(meaning a woman's breast) and you get "titty bear!"

Ex1. So Titty Bear, shall we make love tonight?

Ex2: Little boys sleep with teddy bears, but big boys sleep with TITTY bears!

titty bear by Mark H May 15, 2004

drop off a few friends at the lake 

To go take a crap/do #2/clean your colon/poop in the toilet/whatever other cliche term you want to call the expulsion of fecal matter out through your rear end as the final step of your body digesting the food you eat.

Oww, shit man it looks like I'm gonna miss part of the movie, 'cause I really need to go drop off a few friends at the lake!

drop off a few friends at the lake by Mark H April 13, 2004

DOMA 

"Drunk off my ass." IE being under the influence of too much alcohol.

Yo Alex let's go to that party alright man. I already plan on getting DOMA as well as hitting the bong.

DOMA by Mark H March 15, 2004

DOHA 

"Drunk off his/her ass." IE being under the influence of too much alcohol.

Shit, man you should have seen that girl drink down the whole fucking beer bong last night! When the bong was empty, that bitch was so DOHA.

DOHA by Mark H March 15, 2004

DOOA 

"Drunk off our asses." IE being under the influence of too much alcohol.

*belch* Shit, man how are we supposed to get home when we are so DOOA?

DOOA by Mark H March 15, 2004