Taking a bridge

the act of suicide, usually a joke.

"I haven't had a piece of strange in three months im thinking about taking a bridge"

by Mark C. August 02, 2005

Weekend at bernies

The friend everyone has who can't control their drug/booze intake. After they have passed out you have to carry their body from one party to the next.

"Look at Riley, shes about two beers away from weekend at bernies."

by Mark C. August 02, 2005

Fuck Matrix

1. When you're in a bar full of ladies and cant get laid because they're all penis dodgers.

2. When you do pull ass and are pounding away but slip out. you keep the hips thrusting thinking it will go right back in, but it just keeps missing.

1. Dont go in there guys that place is the fuck matrix, must be a lesbo bar.

2. Girl: "why are you still humping me? you're not even in."
Guy: "Its not my fault, your crotch is the fuck matrix."

by Mark C. August 03, 2005

one-eyed snake

A name for penis or cock.

Take a look at the size of that guy's one-eyed snake!

by Mark C. August 22, 2005

chicken-snatch-a-tori

A slang name for a woman's genitals, or having sex with a woman.

I sure hope I get a little 'chicken-snatch-a-tori' tonight from my new girlfriend.

by Mark C. August 23, 2005

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.

That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

by Mark C. August 21, 2005

give birth to a sailor

When a U.S. Marine takes a shit. A term not enjoyed by the U.S. Navy.

Excuse me, I need to to the shitter and 'give birth to a sailor.'

by Mark C. August 20, 2005