Mark C.'s definitions

chicken-snatch-a-tori

A slang name for a woman's genitals, or having sex with a woman.

I sure hope I get a little 'chicken-snatch-a-tori' tonight from my new girlfriend.

by Mark C. September 16, 2005

Taking a bridge

the act of suicide, usually a joke.

"I haven't had a piece of strange in three months im thinking about taking a bridge"

by Mark C. August 28, 2005

one-eyed snake

A name for penis or cock.

Take a look at the size of that guy's one-eyed snake!

by Mark C. September 16, 2005

crotch cobbler

A name for pussy or cunt, used in reference to oral sex.

I have a hot date tonight. I hope to get a little 'crotch cobler' for dessert.

by Mark C. September 16, 2005

Weekend at bernies

The friend everyone has who can't control their drug/booze intake. After they have passed out you have to carry their body from one party to the next.

"Look at Riley, shes about two beers away from weekend at bernies."

by Mark C. August 28, 2005

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.

That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

by Mark C. September 15, 2005

Fuck Matrix

1. When you're in a bar full of ladies and cant get laid because they're all penis dodgers.

2. When you do pull ass and are pounding away but slip out. you keep the hips thrusting thinking it will go right back in, but it just keeps missing.

1. Dont go in there guys that place is the fuck matrix, must be a lesbo bar.

2. Girl: "why are you still humping me? you're not even in."
Guy: "Its not my fault, your crotch is the fuck matrix."

by Mark C. August 29, 2005