Mark C.'s definitions

crotch cobbler

A name for pussy or cunt, used in reference to oral sex.

I have a hot date tonight. I hope to get a little 'crotch cobler' for dessert.

by Mark C. September 16, 2005

chicken-snatch-a-tori

A slang name for a woman's genitals, or having sex with a woman.

I sure hope I get a little 'chicken-snatch-a-tori' tonight from my new girlfriend.

by Mark C. September 16, 2005

one-eyed snake

A name for penis or cock.

Take a look at the size of that guy's one-eyed snake!

by Mark C. September 16, 2005

Weekend at bernies

The friend everyone has who can't control their drug/booze intake. After they have passed out you have to carry their body from one party to the next.

"Look at Riley, shes about two beers away from weekend at bernies."

by Mark C. August 28, 2005

give birth to a sailor

When a U.S. Marine takes a shit. A term not enjoyed by the U.S. Navy.

Excuse me, I need to to the shitter and 'give birth to a sailor.'

by Mark C. September 15, 2005

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.

That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

by Mark C. September 15, 2005

Taking a bridge

the act of suicide, usually a joke.

"I haven't had a piece of strange in three months im thinking about taking a bridge"

by Mark C. August 28, 2005