Definitions by Mark C.

crotch cobbler 

A name for pussy or cunt, used in reference to oral sex.

I have a hot date tonight. I hope to get a little 'crotch cobler' for dessert.

crotch cobbler by Mark C. September 16, 2005

one-eyed snake

A name for penis or cock.

Take a look at the size of that guy's one-eyed snake!

one-eyed snake by Mark C. September 16, 2005

chicken-snatch-a-tori 

A slang name for a woman's genitals, or having sex with a woman.

I sure hope I get a little 'chicken-snatch-a-tori' tonight from my new girlfriend.

chicken-snatch-a-tori by Mark C. September 16, 2005

give birth to a sailor 

When a U.S. Marine takes a shit. A term not enjoyed by the U.S. Navy.

Excuse me, I need to to the shitter and 'give birth to a sailor.'

give birth to a sailor by Mark C. September 15, 2005

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.

That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds by Mark C. September 15, 2005

Fuck Matrix

1. When you're in a bar full of ladies and cant get laid because they're all penis dodgers.

2. When you do pull ass and are pounding away but slip out. you keep the hips thrusting thinking it will go right back in, but it just keeps missing.

1. Dont go in there guys that place is the fuck matrix, must be a lesbo bar.

2. Girl: "why are you still humping me? you're not even in."
Guy: "Its not my fault, your crotch is the fuck matrix."

Fuck Matrix by Mark C. August 29, 2005

Taking a bridge 

the act of suicide, usually a joke.

"I haven't had a piece of strange in three months im thinking about taking a bridge"

Taking a bridge by Mark C. August 28, 2005