cock up

1. To have sex with
2. To put your penis into
3. To fuck up

1. I cocked up your MOM!
2. I like to cock up dogs!
3. I really cocked up my relationship!

by Mark December 21, 2004

hockdizzle

love me right, rub me hard

i expecgt some hockdizzle tonight.

by mark September 27, 2003

Tea Bagged

tea bagging NOT TO BE TAKEN WITH CREAM

TEABAGGING IS THE PROCESS OF ONES TESTICALS PROUDLY HANGING 2CM FROM your girlfriends mouth. Whilst dipping your love spuds in her mout ask if she would like the teabag left in. I can tell you now Steve erwin does not recomend teabagging with an old croc

by mark January 12, 2005

land

lucky or easy to get something.

He was lucky to land a good job.

by Mark November 16, 2004

deadbeat

A customer who is wasting a salesman's time.

"What a f'in deadbeat!"

by Mark January 18, 2004

automagically

Eg. soemthing that works automatically, such as a Microsoft (tm) excell macro, or a car motor.

somethign that works automatically, but seams magical (eg. erections)

Dude, i hate you, your macros are automajic today

by Mark June 19, 2005

Muffinology

The study of the muff. Study of the pussy

Ron is the professor of Muffinology 101.

by Mark September 21, 2004