automagically

Eg. soemthing that works automatically, such as a Microsoft (tm) excell macro, or a car motor.

somethign that works automatically, but seams magical (eg. erections)

Dude, i hate you, your macros are automajic today

by Mark June 19, 2005

locomotion

A synonym for anal sex.

She's definetely a fan of the locomotion

by Mark January 26, 2003

fundamental orifice

A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud

I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!

by Mark November 24, 2003

spankavision

rent a porn movies on hotel networks

good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision

by mark January 08, 2004

one beer queer

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

by Mark August 05, 2004

topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

by mark August 31, 2004

MessChrist

A person who has, through years of devoted study and practise, reached a seemingly devine state of messness. Identified by such miraculous powers as the ability to turn all they touch to mess.

That clownface if a fucking Messchrist. Pure.

by Mark September 03, 2004