Definitions by Mark

up the pumper 

A term usually reserved for anal intercourse.

Don't waste yer time bro'; that bitch don't take it up the pumper.

up the pumper by Mark November 23, 2003

up stinkhole cove 

A term often reserved for the act of anal intercourse. See also up the pumper

"Shit man, I thought that bitch was finally gonna let me take a cruise up stinkhole cove last night, but she screamed: 'Lordy Hank, I told you I don't take it up the pumper!'"

up stinkhole cove by Mark November 23, 2003

chocolate speedway 

A popular phrase that refers to acts of anal penetration. See also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove

"Yo man, like I was sayin', Tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn't say no to a little chocolate speedway!"

chocolate speedway by Mark November 23, 2003

like it was my job 

When in trouble for doing something that you didn't ave to do, the expression "like it was my job" can be used

"Why haven't you done the laundry"
"Pfft, like it was my job"

like it was my job by Mark November 21, 2003

suxor 

Hackerspeak for "sucks", frequently used in online games and forums.

OMG 1 4m t3h 1337 4nd j00 4r3 teh suxor.

suxor by Mark November 20, 2003

pwnd 

4 wr0d n00bs u53 wh3n th3y ch4t 0n the 1nt3rn3t. 5p3ll3d pwnd 0r pwned. Fr0m t3h l00z3r5 th3t br0t j00 wr0d5 5uch 4s 00ber, n00b, r0xx0rs, 4nd 1337.

1 n3v3r u53 h4ck3rsp33k, th3r3f0r3 1 n3v3r u53 pwn.

pwnd by Mark November 17, 2003

slug trails 

Markings left by a woman.

That bird i copped off with last night has left huge great slug trails on my bed sheets / laminate flooring / kitchen worktop / car bonnet / face delete as appropriate

slug trails by mark November 16, 2003