Mark's definitions

Flange

an engineering term for a mating surface

i want to mate up to your flange

by mark December 18, 2003

arse food

anyone who is new to a prison and will definetly get pumped in the bum

ben jones you will be my arse food for the next three weeks

by Mark March 16, 2004

thou art

1.) adj. an extreme or high version of something.

2.) n. a bone protruding from one's body.

1.) That kid is thou art idiot.

2.) He has two dual-overhead thou arts on his shoulders.

by Mark April 22, 2004

kerplode

To smite someone. If a person does somthing you don't like you would use this word to define what you want to do to them.

If you take one sip of my beer without asking I'll kerplode your head in.

by Mark November 9, 2004

Shizzam

the art of shizzing in the AM

This guy was all like gfjhfj and i was all like shizzam...and he was all like NO WAY.

by Mark October 12, 2003

ignant

The ignorant way of saying ignorant

"Your ignant"
"You're uneducated."

by Mark October 21, 2004

Daftie

a harmless idiot
scottish in origin
idiot

you are a daftie
you are a big daftie

by mark January 1, 2005