Mark's definitions

Flange

an engineering term for a mating surface

i want to mate up to your flange

by mark December 18, 2003

arse food

anyone who is new to a prison and will definetly get pumped in the bum

ben jones you will be my arse food for the next three weeks

by Mark March 16, 2004

Bobby's helmet

The penis, and all synonymous terms.
Based upon the marked resemblance between a UK policeman's (Bobby) head-gear and the male bell end or penis tip.

Excuse me, Constable Crisp, but why are you sitting on your sergeant's bobby's helmet!

by Mark November 24, 2003

snussion

A snussion is a confused glance or gaze. Used to convey perplexity and/or confusion. Snussion. It's got the goods.

Marcus gave Karen a snussion when he suddenly stuffed a carrot up his right nostril.

by Mark November 29, 2004

maccaroni and cheese

In a retail establishment.
A customer who pays full price (mac) for an item and also purchased the extended warranty (Cheeze).

That guy just laid down "He bought the maccaroni and cheese!".

by Mark January 18, 2004

Gawoompy

the noise that a tight virganal pussy makes when eating its first penis

ill be gentle making your gawoompy talk

by Mark July 31, 2004

marlon

The one and only Godfather. It is another word for Boss, King, Prince, GODFATHER.

"Marlon Brando will always be the true mafia king."

"Yo, remember that guy we met? I heard he's a Marlon in California."

by Mark June 18, 2006