Definitions by Mario Mikhailovich

Hazelnut 

A nut in which many people are allergic to and may possible die from. Also a person typically someone that is brown in color (since hazel is a shade of brown), that is short typically the shortest person in the room, that is also very outgoing and probably one of the greatest of friends a person could ever have.

Martin: Is that an Apple Pie!
Haider: No it is a hazelnut pie.
Martin: Oh looks like I can't eat that then.

Hazelnut by Mario Mikhailovich March 16, 2020

FFF 

Stands for Fuck Female's February. It is the next step after Destroy Dick December (DDD) and No Nut November (NNN). FFF is a time where you have sex with at least 2 girls a week. And during the week of Valentine's day 3. All of this of course with full Consent between both parties.

Jandro: Zelda have you heard of FFF?
Zelda: yes. 21 guys have already asked me out.

Jandro: Mmmmk

Zelda: No I have a boyfriend!

FFF by Mario Mikhailovich December 3, 2018

april 10 2017 

the day I wrote this definition

guy 1: yo man is today April 10 2017
guy 2: yeah man in fact its Monday today!

april 10 2017 by Mario Mikhailovich April 10, 2017