Margaret's definitions

bitch please

expression used when a douche bag says something untrue, unacceptable, or just plain stupid.

"are your titties real?"
"bitch please!"

by Margaret November 17, 2004

sicko hicko

A disturbed person from the south who molest's their sister.

Ew, that sicko hicko!

by Margaret May 13, 2005

Tipping the Velvet

Cunniligus. Oralsex performed on a woman. Tipping=licking & Velvet=Clitoris

Melissa likes to Tip the Velvet

by Margaret April 6, 2004

fing

When someone with long (and usually creepy-looking) fingers touches stuff (or other people) with them in a disturbing and annoying way.

Stop finging me, Goddamnit! It's sickening.

by Margaret May 12, 2003

lopster

a generic form of lobster and made out of pancake syrup and Styrofoam.

We had $9.99 steak and "lopster" at Bourbon Street in The Vegas.

by Margaret June 13, 2005

beanie

a beanie is usually woollen and it is worn by skaters and pople who are cold.

Jules: I'm cold
Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death

by margaret June 6, 2004

Ginormus

A combination of gigantic & enormous; shockingly big.

That monster burrito I had yesterday was Ginormus!

by Margaret July 17, 2003