two bagger

When you put a bag over a woman's head during sex plus one over yours in case hers comes off

Shes so ugly, shes definitely a two bagger

by Marcy R November 07, 2006

Bacon Curtains

A part of a woman's anatomy

Last nights i got in between the bacon curtains

by Marcy R November 09, 2008

Pork Sword

Part of the male anatomy

Last night i was sharpening the pork sword

by Marcy R November 10, 2008