Marcus Macdonald's definitions

illputer

illputer: noun, An electronic information storage and processing device, meant to make our lives easier, but tends to complicate it.

I have lost my mind on the illputer.

by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008

illdren

illdren: noun. Offspring with unsettling behavior that tends to be destructive or disruptive.

Watch that the illdren don't eat the gold fish. Would you please control your illdren?

by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008

congeal

congeal: verb (fr. gelé) To signify a state of mental numbness provoked by the absorption of licit and illicit mind altering substances.

Save it, I'm thoroughly congealed.

by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008

fahrrrriend

farrrriend: exclamation. Greeting to a fellow human that humorously suggests that neither parties are particularly bright, but none-the-less, entertain an amicable relationship.

Fahrrrriend! (no response for a few seconds) Fahrrrriend!(reply)

by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008

unfriend

unfriend: noun. 1) An enemy. 2) A misbehaved friend. 3) An object that displeases.

1) He is my worst unfriend.
2) I think I liked you better when you were an unfriend.
3) Keep that unfriend away from me!

by Marcus Macdonald July 4, 2008

thunk

thunk: past tense of think.

I never thunk of that.

by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008

nerd-out

nerd-out: 1) verb. To overindulge in computer related activity.
2) noun. An event marked by wanton computer usage or kindred digital activity.

1) Turn-off that computer and stop nerding-out!
2) Sorry I can't, I am in the middle of a major nerd-out.

by Marcus Macdonald May 23, 2008