taedium-vitae

taedium-vitae: noun. A uncommonly boring list of achievements, such as is common in curriculum vitae.

I'd rather read a short and to the point curriculum vitae, than have to ponder over these dull and lengthy taedium-vitae.

by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008

well-meaning

well-meaning: adj. Maliciously intending harm while pretending to do good.

Of all my well-meaning friends, he is the most dangerous.

by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008

thunk

thunk: past tense of think.

I never thunk of that.

by Marcus Macdonald May 23, 2008

damage

damage: exclamation. Energetic exclamation expressed in the presence of amazing or felicitous things and events, referring to neuronal damage (brain overload) occurring during exposure to the object of admiration.

He cried "Damage!" in an exalted state of utter amazement.

by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008

congeal

congeal: verb (fr. gelé) To signify a state of mental numbness provoked by the absorption of licit and illicit mind altering substances.

Save it, I'm thoroughly congealed.

by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008

snerd

snerd: noun. A nerd that engages in sinful or wanton behavior; diametrically opposed to restrained, conservative nerd habits.

I have rarely met such a lustful, decadent snerd!

by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008

fahrrrriend

farrrriend: exclamation. Greeting to a fellow human that humorously suggests that neither parties are particularly bright, but none-the-less, entertain an amicable relationship.

Fahrrrriend! (no response for a few seconds) Fahrrrriend!(reply)

by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008