Marcus Intalex's definitions

Eisenhower

Short for the Eisenhower Expressway in Chicago, also known as Interstate 290.

"Ahh shit, the Eisenhower is jammed AGAIN."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

your mom's pussy

Where I was last night.

Haha, you just been OWN3D.

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

South Tacoma Way

The street in Tacoma, Washington where most of the hookers and prostitutes congregate. South Tacoma Way is near McChord Air Force Base and Fort Lewis, two of the nation's largest military installations. As such, it sports the largest adult entertainment district in the Pacific Northwest, a sprawling metropolis of porn shops, strip clubs, and streetwalkers.

"My girlfriend works at a joint on South Tacoma Way."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Notorious A.B.E.

Mid-to-late 90s' spelling and pronunciation of Notorious Abe's name. This particular spelling and pronounciation went out of style when the real biggie was shot and died.

"Hahaha, I challenge the Notorious A.B.E. to a freestyle battle."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Viaduct

Short for the Alaskan Way Viaduct, the double-deck freeway that lines Seattle's waterfront. The Viaduct is slowly crumbling into a million pieces due to earthquake damage, and will most likely be replaced in the next few years.

"The best view in Seattle is from the top of the Viaduct."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Valley Freeway

Common-use term for Washington State Route 167, a suburban freeway connecting the Seattle suburbs of Renton, Tukwila, Kent, Auburn, and Puyallup.

"If we take 167 it's gonna be like three miles shorter than I-5."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

the Swedish

What Tom Green puts his bum on.

"My bum is on the Sweeeeeeeeeeedish."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003