Marcel Leroux's definitions

fucktician

Someone incredibly skilled at sex and/or a skill closely related to sex, i.e. writing porn.

"Dude, that story you wrote gave me a massive boner."

"What canI say? I'm a fucktician."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

man-chowder

Semen, so named for its similarity in texture and color to clam chowder. New England, of course.

"I splattered her bowels with man-chowder."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

whippie

A combination wigger/hippie. Wears hemp necklaces and baggy jeans, or corduroys and a 50 Cent t-shirt. Likes Phish and the Roots. Nine times out of ten, they're pot dealers who started out college as hippies but slowly metamorphosed.

"That dude sketches me out."

"What do you expect? he's a whippie."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

man-chutney

Used to describe semen. Should only be used to solicit disgust and/or laughter.

"I flooded her gullet with hot man-chutney."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

perked

Wouldn't it be better for, like, Percoset? Due to the obvious phoenetic similarities?

Dude, I was totally perked last night.

Tell me about it. You fucking pissed yourself.

by Marcel Leroux August 26, 2004

Our titular heroine

A female with huge or really magnificent breasts.

"Here comes our titular heroine."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004