Definitions by Marc Mushroom

friendapaloosa 

When you see friend after friend after friend in one long succession.

Sam's on a friendapaloosa this weekend visiting each of her besties.

friendapaloosa by Marc Mushroom November 11, 2020

midcrodose 

A little bit more than a microdose of psychedelics; just enough to feel a little trippy.

I thought I'd microdose with a gram of shrooms, but it turned into more like a midcrodose once the walls started breathing!

midcrodose by Marc Mushroom November 2, 2020

The New Yorker 

The act of crafting elegant prose with one's penis on a Zoom call.

Jeffrey Toobin worked diligently at The New Yorker to the surprise of all his peers online.

The New Yorker by Marc Mushroom October 19, 2020

BTBH

Bring The Babe Home

When your online crush finally hooks up with you.

We've been chatting for five months. Time to BTBH.

BTBH by Marc Mushroom August 18, 2020