Marc Mushroom's definitions

The New Yorker

The act of crafting elegant prose with one's penis on a Zoom call.

Jeffrey Toobin worked diligently at The New Yorker to the surprise of all his peers online.

by Marc Mushroom October 19, 2020

midcrodose

A little bit more than a microdose of psychedelics; just enough to feel a little trippy.

I thought I'd microdose with a gram of shrooms, but it turned into more like a midcrodose once the walls started breathing!

by Marc Mushroom November 2, 2020

friendapaloosa

When you see friend after friend after friend in one long succession.

Sam's on a friendapaloosa this weekend visiting each of her besties.

by Marc Mushroom November 11, 2020

BTBH

Bring The Babe Home

When your online crush finally hooks up with you.

We've been chatting for five months. Time to BTBH.

by Marc Mushroom August 18, 2020