schlimazel

Someone prone to having extremely bad luck, a born loser

Sometimes misspelled schlemazel
A schlemiel is one who always spills his soup; schlimazel is the one on
whom it always lands.
by mandingoe September 24, 2004
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punch it in

to bump fists, knuckle to knuckle, when something good happens or someone says something you firmly agree with. All the fun of a high five, but less dorky.
McSweeney's accepted your piece?! Punch it in!
by mandingoe October 08, 2004
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I kid you not

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.
So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.
by mandingoe September 30, 2004
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camp

something considered amusing not because of its originality but because of its unoriginality. According to Susan Sontag, "The essence of Camp is its love of the unnatural: of artifice and exaggeration. And Camp is esoteric -- something of a private code, a badge of identity even, among small urban cliques." (Notes on Camp)
Campy movies: Attack of the 50-foot Woman, Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Tingler, Barbarella

Other examples: Baltimore, The National Enquirer, fake fur, Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, Tiki, and polyester plaids

"I love disco precisely why everyone else seems to dislike it: disco is just so darn campy."
by mandingoe June 06, 2004
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job job

1 aka a real job; a job with heath insurance; as opposed to an internship or the wonderful world of retail

2 a primary job; a day job
This isn't just another interview. This is for a job job.

I'm an editor--primarily of technical documentation for my JOB job, but I also dabbling in things like web site authoring on the side.
by mandingoe June 06, 2004
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swap spit

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.
by mandingoe May 24, 2004
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babushka

1 a triangular kerchief head covering

2 an elderly Russian or eastern European woman. Stereotypically stout.
by Mandingoe May 31, 2004
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