green tea

Green tea is the new aloe.
Green tea can cure cancer, lupus, shingles, and hemroids.

Barberess at Hairkuttery: Would you like the tea tree shampoo?
Contra-Dictionarian: What's that?
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Green tea is the new aloe.
Contra-Dictionarian: Sweet - maybe that will cure my crabs.

by Mandingoe April 08, 2006

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beat like a red headed step child

a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"

The prosecutors got beat like a fat kid stealing lunches.

by mandingoe June 06, 2004

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on a stick

1. special ingredient that makes food at the state fair taste so delicious e.g. peach on a stick, za on a stick, bagel on a stick, creme brulee on a stick, etc.

2. a painful way to die (see death on a stick)

Deep-fried twinkie on a stick is so 2002. What will be the new taste sensation at the fair this year?

by mandingoe June 02, 2004

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narcissism

1. a common affliction among professional basketball and soccer players. Symptoms include excessive bling bling and meterosexuality

2. egocentrism; absorption in oneself

3. psychological and emotional centering of erotic interest and gratification on one's own body.

From the Greek myth of Narcissus, who fell in love with his own reflection.

Only you can stop narcissism.

I'm always right and you're the one who's wrong. Why? Because I'm a narcissist.

by mandingoe September 15, 2004

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Husky house

A cute alternative to the term Hummer house or bulky house for a ginormous house built on the site of a former site of a teardown that towers over its neighboring houses.

That husky house is five times larger than the bungalow next to it.

by Mandingoe January 03, 2008

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