Jack of Diamond's

(n) a guy that's acting like a jackass.
"When Brown Boy gets drunk, he's a real Jack of Diamond's."
by Mamma Murder May 19, 2010
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a.q.r. syndrome

Acronym for, "ain't quite right" syndrome.

Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.
"Yeah, you know--he's got a little bit of the a.q.r. syndrome," said Mamasaur to her daughter.
by mamma murder January 22, 2011
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wreck

If hip-hop dies before I wake up--I'd put in an extended clip, roll into the station and wreck the DJ.
by mamma murder November 14, 2010
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utiliman

(n) A man that you use and then lose.
She was considering if Ian was worth a damn or whether or not he should just be another utiliman that fell victim to her user plan.

Use them then lose them--then find another one. That's half the fun.
by mamma murder August 12, 2010
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stount

It's a term to describe the way a lady looks while still maintaining respect for her.

It means that she's dressed well and has the confidence to wear it.

Her head's up, shoulder's squared, and eyes have a strong stare.

A stount girl will make you smile for the simple fact that you need it. Then, that stount girl will kill it and eat it.
"Oh dat girl was lookin' straight stount last night!"

Yeah, boi! Her confidence was a stain you can't wipe off!
by mamma murder September 07, 2010
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congressman's coffee

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
by mamma murder August 24, 2010
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Tom Sawyer

In the South along the Mississippi River, a Tom Sawyer is a lynched black man hanging from a tree whose roots are in the river--making the tree seemingly grow from the riverbed.
Mark Twain should change his name because he ain't that deep. The real Tom Sawyer was in need of a lawyer before he took the dead man's leap.
by Mamma Murder May 14, 2010
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