Malazoth's definitions

moonfire spam

A technique used by druids in World of Warcraft whereby the offensive spell moonfire is repeatedly applied to a single target. The method is considered useful in PvP situation but is wasteful of mana and often denotes poor playing skill. Sometimes considered valid as a finishing move on a target with low health.

I was at 75% health and some boomkin tried to moonfire spam me down. What a noob.

by Malazoth December 20, 2008

laser turkey

See moonkin.

Laser turkey is for pew pew not QQ.

by Malazoth December 23, 2008

wot:dnr

Short for "Wall of Text: Did Not Read." A way of telling poor writers to learn how to use punctuation and paragraphs to make their work readable. Often used on forums for MMORPGs to respond to long-winded, poorly formatted rants about class changes.

"Dude, did you see that post in the Shaman forums? That guy was pissed!"
"I saw it, but I didn't read it. I just replied WOT:DNR"

by Malazoth February 11, 2014

gorilla my dreams

that hot girl who has hair in all the wrong places.

Stephanie was pretty but she was just the gorilla my dreams.

by Malazoth November 1, 2013

Special Friend

A designation for a gay or lesbian partner, often found in the obituaries of newspapers in the deep South. "Partner" is too much like "spouse" and so newspapers in the south print obits often using this term.

Survivors include his mother, Wanda Jenkins, his sister, Dianne Masters, and his Special Friend James McElroot.

by Malazoth December 2, 2013

sociology

Sociology is a pseudo-intellectual discipline similar to economics but without all of the mathematical rigor the latter discipline pretends it possesses.

Sociology 101 is awesome! We talk about how we feel about statistics rather than do any number crunching! I know what I want to major in, now!

by Malazoth December 2, 2013