laser turkey

Laser turkey is for pew pew not QQ.
by Malazoth December 22, 2008
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boomkin

A boomkin is a balance druid in the MMORPG World of Warcraft. The term comes from the talent whereing such druids are allowed to assume the form of a moonkin for the purpose of casting offensive spells.

A boomkin receives great spell crit and bonus damage and generates an aura which benefits all casters in the party. The term comes from oomkin, a once derogatory term used to reflect the fact that balance druids often went oom or "Out of Mana." This problem has since been resolved.
I wish we had a boomkin in this raid; my mage is gemmed for spell hit and I could use the crit aura.
by Malazoth June 24, 2009
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moonfire spam

A technique used by druids in World of Warcraft whereby the offensive spell moonfire is repeatedly applied to a single target. The method is considered useful in PvP situation but is wasteful of mana and often denotes poor playing skill. Sometimes considered valid as a finishing move on a target with low health.
I was at 75% health and some boomkin tried to moonfire spam me down. What a noob.
by Malazoth December 16, 2008
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gorilla my dreams

that hot girl who has hair in all the wrong places.
Stephanie was pretty but she was just the gorilla my dreams.
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Pet Class

1. A term used by players of the MMORPG to describe the current class favored by the Blizzard development team (most notably Eyonix) which receives unprecedented consideration and favored treatment.

2. In any MMORPG a character class which relies heavily on a tamed pet, bound demon, or some other minion.
1. "Dude, patch 3.2 is out and it seems that the pet class is still the paladin."

"That's Eyonix for you. What a douche."

2. "I can't decide if I want to be a healer or a pet class."

"You can be be both - be a paladin."

"No, I meant like a hunter or a warlock or someone who can crank out serious damage."

"Um... yeah.... Be a paladin."
by Malazoth August 04, 2009
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significant sasquatch

The feral countenanced beloved of a friend who, due to body or facial hair, appears more sasquatch than human.
Ex. 1: Though Jen loved Mike, she was certain that her friends perceived him only as her significant sasquatch.

Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.
by Malazoth November 14, 2010
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