Mal's definitions

Kep

An endangered and rare hippo that lives in Hong Kong known to feast on hypocrisy and man-paste. Of very little value.

Well you've changed your tune quickly you little Kep.

by Mal December 12, 2021

Price

Desirable, impressive, or otherwise noteworthy. Usually attributed to something seen as expensive to a broke dumbshit. See also half-price

Damn, that shit is price, B!

by mal June 18, 2004

chag

a cigarette

I need to go smoke a chag.

by MAL April 27, 2006

half-price

Less than desirable, impressive, or noteworthy. Can be used to discredit the value of certain nouns.

"Wow, you guys see that new convertable truck thing? That shit is fucking price."
"What the fuck are you talking about? That's the most half-price piece of ugly garbage I've seen since the fucking El Camino"

by mal June 18, 2004

alyson rudkin

A sweet and fun person to be around she isn't shy and likes to take chances when she can, she's a little ninja one minute she will be there the next minute she will be up in a tree, look out for her speed especially when hunting, she is good with a knife,gun,or bow so don't underestimate her.

man 1 : man did you see alyson rudkin get that deer today

man 2 : yeah... she is quick with a knife.

by MAl July 27, 2017

push technology

A method, invented by Wired magazine, of removing all non-advertising content from the internet.

"We'll get more eyeballs if we synergize our core paradigms utilizing push technology."

by mal June 21, 2004