wobtobble

when you reach down, stretch too far, nearly fall, and catch yourself before anyone sees you.

"I saw Dad wobtobble when he reached for the cat's toy. He nearly fell! I bet he thinks noone saw him."

by Makarios_ July 17, 2023

Sign-bite

A scratch or small bruise on your body, arm, or leg from a corrugated plastic or cardboard yard sign; a small injury from work

While putting out the yard sale poster, I got a sign-bite when the corner nicked my arm.

by Makarios_ May 10, 2022

A dictionary of terms, phrases, and conventions people use in tweets, posts, texts, and limited-character media platforms.

My mom needs the Lexicon of Constrained Characters. She keeps putting periods at the ends of her tweets. I cannot stand her shouting!

by Makarios_ August 2, 2022