Major Thomas Randle's definitions

Oh My Blah...

The sarcastic version of OMG; where there is nothing amazing about the subject.

Did that really happen??? Oh My Blah...
Who cares.

by Major Thomas Randle October 4, 2019

Prothetical

When pathetic actions are used by a professional con to confuse and evade judgement.

This guy is so pathetic, it often seems he’s a pro at acting ridiculous. I think they call his disorder ‘Prothetical’.... something? Or not?

by Major Thomas Randle September 10, 2019

NOPEST

The opposite of ‘dopest’. Something that is either uninteresting or wrong.

Due to conspiracy theories and poor attempts to reach a younger audience; the speaker was in reality the NOPEST lecturer ever!

by Major Thomas Randle November 18, 2018

De-complished

Opposite of Accomplished. A failed or incomplete attempt.

After the endless problems with finding the correct information; our mission was a total bust and de-complished.

by Major Thomas Randle November 28, 2018

ZERONAUT

A person who is either empty headed; or always seemingly in some other planet and space.

This guy is really brilliant but most of the time he is a straight up ZERONAUT. Some people think he’s empty minded... he’s more than different. Alien is more like it!

by Major Thomas Randle November 30, 2018

WIS-DUMB

The opposite of ‘wisdom’; unwise, ignorance and very very DUMB!

The sad thing is that dude thinks he is spreading his ‘wisdom’... but is actually just yapping WIS-DUMB!

by Major Thomas Randle December 2, 2018

STRESSURE

The intense feeling of both: serious pressure and stress. Conflation of stress and pressure.

Because this job interview was more than just stressful; but included the real pressure for the decent salary... it has become a flat out STRESSURE!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 3, 2018