Major Thomas Randle's definitions
A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.
My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018
Get the Text Guessagemug. He used to be really funny and his sarcasm was unique. But now the dude is just a SARCAS-dick who offends everyone.
by Major Thomas Randle October 29, 2022
Get the SARCAS-Dickmug. The algorithms that dogs use for solving problems (e.g.: finding food, getting tummy scratches, finding food, licking correctly, being lovable, finding food).
Doggies are all so wonderful because they use DOGORITHIMS vs. people’s algorithms. The systems are less complex; but impossible to refuse or surprise anyone.
by Major Thomas Randle January 8, 2019
Get the Dogorithimsmug. Because this job interview was more than just stressful; but included the real pressure for the decent salary... it has become a flat out STRESSURE!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 3, 2018
Get the STRESSUREmug. It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.
by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019
Get the Time Lapsingmug. The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!
by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019
Get the IVSmug. The knight of boils.
This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!
by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018
Get the Sir Lancelotmug.