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Definitions by Major Thomas Randle

Time Lapsing 

The process of rising and falling in the political (time/space) hyper speed world.
It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.

Readtoric 

Rhetoric that is ascribed to a person who is only reading aloud the words of another.
It was obvious that the READTORIC of the speech was not written (or believed) by the same person who has a known history of conflicting statements.

Beautiful Same 

When the intrinsic beauty of basic and non changing things in life are lifted up as essential for more than esoteric reasons.
I was taken aback by the BEAUTIFUL SAME of the drive to the ocean; wherein nothing had changed in so many years. It was perfect from the first drive and wonderful ‘as is’.

You-nique 

The reality of every person being totally unique and an existentialist singular life. Beyond phenotypes and groupings.
One reason why it’s so hard for people to truly agree upon things is found in our YOU-NIQUE nature. Whereby each individual is far more singular than the whole; yet aspires to be part of everything.
Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.
The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!
IVS by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019
Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.
The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!
IVS by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019

Yapping Yoda 

A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.
I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!
Yapping Yoda by Major Thomas Randle February 15, 2019