Time Lapsing

The process of rising and falling in the political (time/space) hyper speed world.
It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.
by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019
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Text Guessage

A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.
My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018
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ZERONAUT

A person who is either empty headed; or always seemingly in some other planet and space.
This guy is really brilliant but most of the time he is a straight up ZERONAUT. Some people think he’s empty minded... he’s more than different. Alien is more like it!
by Major Thomas Randle November 30, 2018
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Amateur-Biotic

A ‘probiotic aid’ that doesn’t work well for you; and others who expected immediate results.
I think my probiotic is actually an AMATEUR-BIOTIC because it has not worked well for my system.
by Major Thomas Randle September 19, 2018
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Logic-Centrist

The political affiliation which uses logical methods for understanding the various polarizing arguments and rationale; but focus on the majority political desire for a shared agenda of logic and inclusion.
I can understand why our country has both alt-right & extreme-left political affiliations and heritage; but I am always trying to stay a LOGIC-CENTRIST. Because it’s already the majority of this country’s people held beliefs.
by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018
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NOPEST

The opposite of ‘dopest’. Something that is either uninteresting or wrong.
Due to conspiracy theories and poor attempts to reach a younger audience; the speaker was in reality the NOPEST lecturer ever!
by Major Thomas Randle November 18, 2018
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Nano-Text

A very short text message; usually with very few characters or words.
My friend has a terrible smartphone plan that forces him to reply to my long texts with NANO-TEXT replies; which I never understand!
by Major Thomas Randle January 22, 2019
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