Because this job interview was more than just stressful; but included the real pressure for the decent salary... it has become a flat out STRESSURE!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 03, 2018
(Blimp+Pimp):The new purposed replacement for the presidential airplane (Air Force 1). A Massive Blimp with bling, rims and dementia; dual jet engines and hydrogen gas filled. Estimate Cost: ∞ $.
I am worried about the safety of the new design and name of POTUS-PLIMP-1... I think the current Air Force 1 is fine.......
by Major Thomas Randle October 13, 2018
The political affiliation which uses logical methods for understanding the various polarizing arguments and rationale; but focus on the majority political desire for a shared agenda of logic and inclusion.
I can understand why our country has both alt-right & extreme-left political affiliations and heritage; but I am always trying to stay a LOGIC-CENTRIST. Because it’s already the majority of this country’s people held beliefs.
by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018
A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.
I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!
by Major Thomas Randle February 15, 2019
by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018
The older I get; the more staying awake until midnight on New Years Eve becomes impossible... therefore making this celebration into SNEWZE-YEARS-EVE. While the others have parties which don’t even end at 12:00am... I am snoring by 10pm!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 29, 2018
Attempting to deceive others about farting by switching types: silent but deadly, long and lingering, popping corn, bold and blatant, hidden behind other sounds and the sonic stinky. Ultimately driving everyone around him crazy and nauseous!
One of my strangest friends tends to pretend that he doesn’t have digestive gaseous problems by Gas-lighting his farts in different ways instead of just owning them!!!
by Major Thomas Randle January 11, 2020