Major Thomas Randle's definitions
The fact about the nature of a reflection in which everything is distorted. Even the mirror that is not technically designed to produce incorrect information... the ‘exact’ reflection is the reverse reality.
I am falling deeper into the ‘Mirror-Error’ mentality of not trusting so many things and concepts that I never questioned before.
by Major Thomas Randle September 12, 2018
Get the Mirror-Errormug. The unfortunate reality that things are not what they seem to be. The correction of ‘it is what it is’.
As I live longer I reply to people who tell me: ‘It is what it is’; with ‘It is what it ain’t’ because I am not able to deny and therefore imply agreement.
by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018
Get the It is what it ain’tmug. It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.
by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019
Get the Time Lapsingmug. The seemingly only government department that matters now. Plus the soldiers being forced to leave their incredibly important work to be twisted into situations where our best leaders are leaving over a fence with no meaning.
After the last general and then secretaries in the cabinet have been literally forced out of doing their jobs to focus upon a border fence. The only meaningful job must be at the Department of The-fence!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 26, 2018
Get the Department of The-fencemug. The knight of boils.
This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!
by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018
Get the Sir Lancelotmug. The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!
by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019
Get the IVSmug. by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018
Get the Scerwordedmug.