a certain quality characterized by a specific hypocrisy that stems from telling others to be tolerant despite the fact the individual demanding tolerance is one sided as well as having an attitude of moral superiority. People who tend to be more tolerant than thou tend to be anti-Christians, social justice warriors, third wave feminists, or tumblrinas.
by Major Madcat July 10, 2019
A snobby person who only shows up to church service and attends as many as possible to try and look holier than any other person in the congregation. Whereas people who attend a church service with pure altruistic intentions can be compared to church mice, a church rat is someone who is a predatory pest in comparison to the harmless mice. Church rats tend to be holier than thou, hypocritical, gossiping nuisances.
He's a church rat looks down on the other people who don't come to every church service let alone every sunday.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.
Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!
by Major Madcat July 14, 2019
A portmanteau on the words "emotion" and "nazi". An emotionazi is a selfishly forceful person who believes that his/her feelings are justified no matter what even in the face of truth, science, or moral law for that matter. There is no reasoning with emotionazis as the only thing they listen to and whine about is their feelings. Emotionazis will often say things like "Facts don't matter, feelings matter!" hence why they are violent anti-intellectuals.
by Major Madcat July 28, 2019
An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
by Major Madcat July 31, 2019
An unhealthy relationship in which someone is hastily forced to be someone else’s friend. Much like a shotgun wedding where someone is forced to marry another person for alternative reasons and not true love, shotgun friendships usually involve guilt tripping or emotional blackmail.
Their relationship was unfortunately a shotgun friendship.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019