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A self victimizing individual who attempts to elicit sympathy or pity for attention by posting various posts online beginning with a trigger warning. These posts often threaten that the individual in question will leave a group, leave a social media website, harm self, or even commit suicide. The goal of these posts that a trigger warning baby makes are attempt to emotionally blackmail or guilt trip others into talking to him/her, privately messaging him/her, or even attempting to find a significant other.
by Major Madcat July 10, 2019
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by Major Madcat July 10, 2019
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by Major Madcat July 12, 2019
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Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!
by Major Madcat July 14, 2019
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When will that spirituality snob shut up about how she claims she is so much better than anybody else?
by Major Madcat July 15, 2019
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by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
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by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
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