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Definitions by Maggie T

Arkansas ballet 

State dance of Arkansas. Usually involving a pole and paying customers
The crack Ho executed a fine Arkansas ballet. Aided by crystal meth and some dollar bills shoved into her underwear
Arkansas ballet by Maggie T April 3, 2024

Doubledone 

To become aware of utter defeat and uselessness
As the Cardiff hoolies tried to swim away they realised they had been “doubledone” and would have fared better in Barrymore’s swimming pool
Doubledone by Maggie T April 3, 2024
General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.
Our football club’s been bought up by Yanks!

That’ll end well- the wankers.
Wanker by Maggie T April 3, 2024

Guardian Reader 

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
Guardian Reader by Maggie T April 3, 2024

Pepe Calvert 

The man and legend, Pepe Calvert is a household name within the Flintshire community, famed almost as highly as the one and only Eddie tweed.

Make no mistake we're not talking about 'big pepe' here although a legend in his own right once famed in the community for crying whilst being arrested upon his dingy in the North Atlantic. Little Pepe, a graduate from the prestigious institution known as coleg Cambria, a famous face amongst the other painting and decorating graduates, Pepe is now leaving his past life as the legendary red ball pit bike rider, and is settling into life as anyone could try and put it and civilised member of society.

Salute Pepe
Man your not doing that again ?

Fuck yeah I'm going full Pepe Calvert
Pepe Calvert by Maggie t July 28, 2018