Maestro Miyagi's definitions

Costanza'd

The act of moving items you cannot afford to another shelf in the store, so nobody sees it. This was first done by George Costanza in the comedy Seinfeld.

"I just found a fleshlight somebody Costanza'd into the sporting goods section!"

by Maestro Miyagi June 8, 2018

Bathaloing

Getting all of the boys into the bathroom and singing the HALO theme in unison.

Sorry, the boys and I gotta go Bathaloing.

by Maestro Miyagi June 8, 2018

Fudguck

A commonly used substitute for fornicate but worse.

"What the FUDGUCK, man?!"

by Maestro Miyagi June 8, 2018