3 definitions by MadDave

Acronym for State Of The Art, as being on the cutting edge of technology, the latest in fashion, owning the newest version of an appliance.
I was using (playing with) a Vic-20 long before most of humanity ever heard of RAM, or byte, or motherboard - I was so SOTA, I could hear the wind whistling in my ears.
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Me: "This screen has 16 colors you can peek, poke"

You: (Monochrome monitor user) "SOTA!"
by MadDave May 1, 2009
When PBS runs a pledge drive. Frequent, long, yet amazingly poorly produced commercial begging "Viewers Like You" to join PBS and receive incentive gifts.
"Dang, why do they always run begammercials during Fawlty Towers, and never I, Claudius?"

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Ma: 'What's on TV'?

Pa: "Choice between an infomercial, and a begammercial"

Ma: 'Gag me'

Pa: 'We can do that, too"!
by MadDave September 26, 2011
When you introduce your lover, but don't wish to convey too much information about the exact status of your relationship, use this euphemism blur the distinction:
"Mom, Dad, this Cate, we are... er... m'friends" -or- "Hello Reverend. Have you meet my m'friend, Catherine"?
by MadDave August 9, 2010