Definitions by Mad Morrigan

napish 

Term used to describe the state of mind and body when you want to take a nap --- why this hasn't been used yet I don't know, I have been saying it for years.

I'm feeling napish ...(I want to take a nap)

napish by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

fake-n-vape 

When someone vapes with no nicotine

I don't do that fake-n-vape stuff, I use 18 mg nicotine!

fake-n-vape by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

wake-n-vape 

Waking up and hitting the vape - basically the same thing as waking up and having a cigarette, but with a vape.

I wake-n-vape every morning since I stopped smoking cigarettes

wake-n-vape by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

Sneaky Wormholes 

Those little blips in space and time that objects you drop or even just set down fall into, and what should be right in front of you on the floor or table is now 6 feet away and under the couch.

"Where is the remote? I just had it!" *tosses all the couch cushions, looks under table* WTF? I just saw it drop here ! Sneaky Wormholes! ----- 20 minutes later....WTF? How did it get under the TV stand?

Sneaky Wormholes by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

Parallel Universe 

The excuse given to any and all things unexplained but still true.....Actually we can blame CERN for this one. Similar to the Mandela Effect but on a personal scale that effects only you. Can be used literally or figuratively depending on your mindset and willingness to out yourself as a believer in the theory.

John blames being thrown into a parallel universe as to why his professor didn't get his email. The John in THIS universe never sent it.

Parallel Universe by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

Library Breeder

Requiring Calibre E-book manager, and many e-books, and many, many, many hours of dicking around on the computer to get the library JUST SO.....Similar to the magic brooms in Fantasia, it applies to a person who manages to take one or two Calibre e-book libraries and turn them into 50 over a two year time span. This is not a good thing.

Rellwood on Mobile Reads defines herself as a library breeder since she has discovered over 50 libraries on her various computers and can't seem to make up her mind enough to weed them down into one or two..

Library Breeder by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

fauxnection

A false connection made to another person in order to gain something from them. Usually information or other things not easily procured otherwise. Involves pretending an otherwise non-existent acquaintance.

1. Heather made a fauxnection with the bouncer to get us into the club.

fauxnection by Mad Morrigan October 10, 2012