Mad 's definitions

cock block

Expecting to get pussy and never recieving any, or getting pussy but never climaxing. Usually caused by interference(friends/company, parents, passing out, etc.)or the female is too tired, has morals, or is not in the mood.

Usually results in blue balls the next day. Blue balls is a temporary condition typified by a sharp pain in the testicles and lower stomach/abdomen area. A sensation similar to that of getting kicked in the balls.

Last night I got cock blocked and this morning I've got a massive case of blue balls. I can't even walk right. Oww!

by MaD April 18, 2005

Pre-Pubescent

(Adj.) An individual of approximately 14 years of age, that acts as if he/she were, in fact, 8. Can be extremely annoying.

Alpha Nerd: I AM KING DORK!!!!!!!
Beta Nerd: OMG you're such a pre-pubescent.

by MaD December 9, 2004

single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

another name for your dick,penis,cock,willy, 5th limb, 3rd leg... u get the idea

dont even go there or ill have to whip out my single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

by mad February 28, 2005

sluff

To fuck up, make a mistake, not come through as promised

Fuck, way to sluff and spill bong water all over the place

by MAD September 4, 2003

DILF

Daughter I'd Like To Fuck

Man, Sue's daughter is such a DILF. I wanna bang her in the worst way.

by MaD August 23, 2005

Seva

The man.

Seva is teh tot0al pWNage

by MaD October 15, 2003