donkey kong

to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them
Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years
by Macktown July 15, 2018
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endpointing

Referring to the final stages of an individuals life, as of in a palliative care situation.
Judith: I haven't been in to visit Sam in a fortnight.
Cynthia: Well I damn well suggest you do Judith - he is endpointing.
Judith: Good Lord!
by Macktown July 24, 2019
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scorpion stance

in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs
David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France
by Macktown July 15, 2018
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endpointing

Referring to the final stages of an individuals life, as of in a palliative care situation.
Judith: I haven't been in to see Sam in a fortnight.
Cynthia: Well Judith, I damn well suggest you hurry - he is endpointing.

Judith: Good Lord!
by Macktown July 24, 2019
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baby photo rage

the anger generated in old people when they realise different facets of their world have changed for the worse
when John saw his football teams squad for next year he fucking lost his shit and went into a full baby photo rage
by Macktown July 16, 2018
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interimmortality

to have ones name appear in various searches of the internet
Linco fought so hard to get his name up in lights on the web but he achieved his interimmortality when he was cited in the urban dictionary
by Macktown July 17, 2018
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boywolfing

The habit of telling the same lie/story to work colleagues/friends to avoid work or any duty deemed undesirable.
George: Anyone seen Vince today?

Andrew: Mate the cunt said one of his family is endpointing again. It’s probably bullshit though and he is just boywolfing again.
by Macktown July 31, 2019
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