Macktown 's definitions

iron nipples

To be unaffected and outright dismissive of extremely cold weather

It's cold as all fuck today man but I tell you, that bitch Alessandra has iron nipples, the mud cunt is getting around in just heels, a mini skirt and jacket!

by Macktown July 18, 2018

endpointing

Referring to the final stages of an individuals life, as of in a palliative care situation.

Judith: I haven't been in to visit Sam in a fortnight.
Cynthia: Well I damn well suggest you do Judith - he is endpointing.
Judith: Good Lord!

by Macktown July 24, 2019

boywolfing

The habit of telling the same lie/story to work colleagues/friends to avoid work or any duty deemed undesirable.

George: Anyone seen Vince today?

Andrew: Mate the cunt said one of his family is endpointing again. It’s probably bullshit though and he is just boywolfing again.

by Macktown July 31, 2019

Paddington

to dress up like Paddington bear when it is cold with a scarf and jacket, making a normal man look extremely attractive to homosexual men

Eddie was the fucking reincarnation of Paddington today man. He barely made it across Oxford St without his arse being violated

by Macktown July 15, 2018

cuffin 'n stuffin

a reference to sexual activity involving handcuffs and vaginal or rectal penetration

Bill: Where is Becky gone man? Is she coming down the road to the next club?

Tony: No way brother. She just left here with some black beast back to her place for some pretty high level cuffin 'n stuffin.

by Macktown August 6, 2019

interimmortality

to have ones name appear in various searches of the internet

Linco fought so hard to get his name up in lights on the web but he achieved his interimmortality when he was cited in the urban dictionary

by Macktown July 17, 2018

nibble on the kibble

to devour a mans penis and balls as their homosexual lover

Lincoln likes to go home after a hard day at work and nibble on the kibble

by Macktown July 10, 2018