Macktown 's definitions

interimmortality

to have ones name appear in various searches of the internet

Linco fought so hard to get his name up in lights on the web but he achieved his interimmortality when he was cited in the urban dictionary

by Macktown July 17, 2018

cuffin 'n stuffin

a reference to sexual activity involving handcuffs and vaginal or rectal penetration

Bill: Where is Becky gone man? Is she coming down the road to the next club?

Tony: No way brother. She just left here with some black beast back to her place for some pretty high level cuffin 'n stuffin.

by Macktown August 6, 2019

endpointing

Referring to the final stages of an individuals life, as of in a palliative care situation.

Judith: I haven't been in to visit Sam in a fortnight.
Cynthia: Well I damn well suggest you do Judith - he is endpointing.
Judith: Good Lord!

by Macktown July 24, 2019

scorpion stance

in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs

David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France

by Macktown July 15, 2018

Ben Cousins Meal Deal

A reference to Hungry Jacks and the troubled AFL footballer Ben Cousins, who had a massive (and sadly ongoing) amphetamine and cocaine problem. The Ben Cousins Meal Deal: No burger, no fries, just the coke and ice.

Mate if I'm gonna go out again tonight, I'll need a Ben Cousins Meal Deal.

by Macktown September 18, 2018

Paddington

to dress up like Paddington bear when it is cold with a scarf and jacket, making a normal man look extremely attractive to homosexual men

Eddie was the fucking reincarnation of Paddington today man. He barely made it across Oxford St without his arse being violated

by Macktown July 15, 2018

getting mossed

A reference to Hall Of Fame wide receiver Randy Moss. It was to be owned in the contest for the ball. Specifically, it means to be dominated by another in any form of contest.

man the guy had no chance in the contest...from the moment he laid eyes on me, he knew he was getting mossed

by Macktown July 30, 2018