Definitions by Mac and Bernie

jew jacked 

One who gets taken advantge or ripped off severly. Usually associated with money.

That coke machine ate my dollar bill "i've just been jew jacked"

jew jacked by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005

lando griffin 

One who is rather fat and obnoxious usually from the East Coast and closely resembles Lando Griffin from "Family Guy"

Cory looks like Lando Griffin

lando griffin by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005

2 scoops 

A fat chick that resembles two scoops of Ice cream.

Sally looks like 2 scoops of vanilla

2 scoops by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005

Texas Tornado 

A Homosexual Male Mexican from Texas.

Toro is the biggest Texas Tornado i've ever seen.

Texas Tornado by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005

Pever 

A country bumkin or redneck

Sam is being such a pever today

Pever by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005

johnny paycheck 

An Individual who works and gets paid on Thursday but decides to take off either Friday or Monday for a longer weekend and Jew Jack's those stuck at work.

Paul is such a johnny paycheck

johnny paycheck by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005

smells like cheese

The natural odor of a fat person.

Peter you smell like cheese!!

smells like cheese by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005