MaTT's definitions

funky mcbuttnugget

(noun) using the bad, wierd, nasty sense of the word funky, this phrase desribes the buttnugget or sphere-like fecal discharge from an individual with a McButt or large, celluloid gluteus maximus

When Chris finished cleaning the toliets at McDonalds he smelled like a funky mcButtnugget

by Matt March 15, 2005

jurczyk

Hot kid, also known sometimes as boywonders, mostly polish

Check out jurczyk, damnnnn, Fineee, SOO FINEE

by matt December 13, 2003

hook it up

make it happen

about the goods for the party - my friend who works the streets said he could hook it up.

by matt October 23, 2003

cover

The price you pay to gain access to a club/bar/venue

Bro, can you spot me $5 for the cover?

by matt October 25, 2003

titty mcfuck tarts

arguable the most offencive comment in the english language, extreemly offencive, because asians cannot say this word,

Man 1: You're A Gay Homo
Man 2: STFU titty mcfuck tarts
Man 1: im sorry mr man 2....im gonna go cry myself into a comma if u dont mind....

by Matt June 18, 2006

floosie

a cunt, slut, skank or ho who engages in wild revelry with tons of men at once.

"You're sister's a floosie! She must have had sex with 15 guys last night.

by matt September 17, 2003

pied piper

having a big dick.

"Damn, girl, did u see his pied piper."

by matt December 15, 2003