ginity

Short for virginity. Non-sexual, but in reference to doing something for the first time

"I gotta bust the ginity on this bag of chips"

"Jon went to take the ginity of his new video camera."

by Matt June 19, 2005

kant

German philosopher born in the 1720s. Kant creatively synthesized the theories of the empiricists and the rationalists, and thus concluded that our perceptions of time and space are based on synthetic a priori knowledge.

Kant deduced the categorical imperative-- the non-consequentialist moral theory that states we should only act in ways that can be universalized-- from his theory that humans are the only agents of pure reason.

Immanuel Kant was a pretty smart dude.

by Matt May 22, 2004

bread

food

lets eat bread

by Matt January 19, 2003

Geech

The area between a guys ball sack and asshole; taint

Your geech is really sweaty

by Matt November 14, 2003

cockfuckery

Pertaining to a person who is similar to, or behaves in a way, that resembles fucking a cock.

God damn you Chambers, please stop with your cockfuckery.

by Matt May 13, 2004

chavisham

dwelling place for the scum of the earth

"oi boi like dunnai innit down chavisham boi"

by matt October 18, 2004

starbucks

A national coffee chain that promotes a "home-like atmosphere" in their stores. Many people consider their coffee and espresso drinks over-priced, and for the most part they're right. Their coffee makers are... decent, but they're the real rip-off, not the coffee; you'd be better off paying half the price for a Cuisinart, which would work just as well, if not better. If you want to invest in this company, you have to go through NASDAQ and not NYSE.

Interesting fact: there are about 200 Starbucks in New York City and about 90 in my hometown of Houston. Now THAT'S a helluva lot of coffee.

I personally like Starbucks' whole bean coffees. When you buy a pound of beans from them, it's pretty much the same as 2 half pound bags of coffee beans from a grocery store. And they stay fresh for a much longer time, so I guess that's where the extra money goes.

by Matt April 25, 2005