MaTT's definitions

Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

by Matt May 17, 2004

Sir Prancealot

A sweaty, effeminate, bearded uncle who dances too much at family weddings and remains a bachelor his whole life. Has a reputation among his immediate family as a "bit of a fruit" and profanes female celebrities when drunk.
eg. "That Carol fucking Vordermann has had a face-lift. Dirty tart."

Son: Mummy, why is Unky Jeremy doing the can-can with that waiter?

Mother: Oh you know your Uncle Jeremy. He always was a bit of a Sir Prancealot.

by Matt April 28, 2004

gloiven

Believed to be the Jewish slang for anus, or a random exclamation of enjoyment. Often a source of pain, pain in the gloiven.

Frink: 100% chance of PAIN! PAIN in da gloiven!

by matt October 24, 2003

Miss Morley

Fat slag with rolls, works at wreake valley and she is the most sexist bitch ive ever met, the thinks that 96% of the worlds population are called sam or james and occasionally emma.

she is a:-
bitch
slag
hoe
drag queen
whore
cock
fat cunt

by Matt April 23, 2005

grunger

someone who thinks they are an individual which makes them dilluded as they listen too similar music and wear a similar thing to any other grunger

a grunger said "you laugh at me coz im different"
"no i laugh coz you think u r"

by Matt January 17, 2004

Flea

Michael "Flea" Balzary is the bassist for the funk rock band The Red Hot Chili Peppers. His playing style is generally slap bass, but has started using a pick in RHCP's newer songs. (his first time using a pick was on Parallel Universe) He's been in quite a few movies such as his role as a nihilist in The Big Lebowski and as Donnie in The Wild Thornberrys Movie. He also is one of the more tattooed members of the band. His current gear list includes (basses) his signature Modulus basses, a few Music Man Stingrays, a few Fender Jazz basses, which go through (pedals) an Electro-Harmonix Q-Tron, a MXR microamp, and finally a Boss ODB-3 Overdrive pedal, which (amp) are powered by three Gallien Krueger 2001 RB heads with a GK 4x10 and 1x15 speaker cab each.

Flea is the reason I started playing bass.

by Matt August 22, 2005

shlade

one who has perfected the art of slacking off

when will shlade show up? well he said half an hour, so i guess a couple hours from now. you know how shlade does it.

by Matt January 19, 2005