A person (most often male) who will replace and/or fix water systems. The plumber will most often have a whiteish beard, a t-shirt with the American flag on it, a worn out trucker hat, a mom tattoo on his arms (who will most likely be very hairy) and most important of all, improperly fitting pants (always will be too small and probably camo print) that will reveal his bum crack AKA the PLUMBERS CRACK.
Lady: Man look at that those pants!
Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!
Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 February 16, 2018
A word used to describe something fancy. Most often used to describe how good an article of clothing might look on a person.
Tammy: Hurry up Alex! Let's see the dress!
Alexandra: Okay, Okay...
Tammy: *wide-eyed* Oh My LORD! Alexandra that looks so SCHNAZZY!!
Alexandra: Imma get it
Alexandra: Okay, Okay...
Tammy: *wide-eyed* Oh My LORD! Alexandra that looks so SCHNAZZY!!
Alexandra: Imma get it
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 May 07, 2018
Girl 1: hon, your skin is lookin FAB. Spill the secrets!
Girl 2: It’s the apricot scrub!
Girl 1: gotta get me some of dat!
Girl 2: It’s the apricot scrub!
Girl 1: gotta get me some of dat!
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 January 17, 2018
I'm not gonna define it because like I said, if youre asking, then you're too young to know. SMS , my broskis.
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 24, 2018