Definitions by MOIST_SOCKS1104

Gen Xanax 

Pretty much if your born between 1990 and 2004 ur part of gen Xanax. The people born between those years are most likely recreational Xanax users

Guy 1: what’s our genreration again mike?
Mike: WERE GEN XANAX! POP XANNIES!!!

Gen Xanax by MOIST_SOCKS1104 May 7, 2018

Plumber 

A person (most often male) who will replace and/or fix water systems. The plumber will most often have a whiteish beard, a t-shirt with the American flag on it, a worn out trucker hat, a mom tattoo on his arms (who will most likely be very hairy) and most important of all, improperly fitting pants (always will be too small and probably camo print) that will reveal his bum crack AKA the PLUMBERS CRACK.

Lady: Man look at that those pants!

Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!

Plumber by MOIST_SOCKS1104 February 16, 2018

Apricot Scrub 

The HOLY GRAIL to skin care

Girl 1: hon, your skin is lookin FAB. Spill the secrets!

Girl 2: It’s the apricot scrub!

Girl 1: gotta get me some of dat!

Apricot Scrub by MOIST_SOCKS1104 January 17, 2018

Moist 

The word that if said properly can make many people uncomfortable.

Adam: "That's some MOIST water"
Neil: "Dude, you cant say weird stuff like that"

Moist by MOIST_SOCKS1104 July 15, 2017