191 definitions by MOCO & P-Phat

Loafing Down

Shitting; Pinching a loaf; Dropping Off the Cosby Kids

P-Phat was loafing down in Austin!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

OKC Steamer

While an enemy sleeps, you hook up a sex swing above him or her. You climb into the swing and twist up the cords. As the swing untwists, you shit on your enemy's face. The untwisting of the swing causes your shit to curl into the form of a funnel, which makes you a human tornado. The OKC Steamer is also known as the Oklahoma Shitty.

Randy, the asshole, is due for an OKC Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Yum--Yum

A hot babe that you want to fuck

Dude 1: Look at that hottie!

Dude 2: Yum--Yum!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2011

Big Donger

1) A cool dude
2) A dude with a huge dick

A Big Baller likes to hang out with a Big Donger!
A Hobby Ho likes to ride a Big Donger!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Rank Crank

1. A dick that has been in a nasty twat

2. A dick that is covered in pussy juice (a damn good thing!) Stinkie Twinkie

1. Any guy that fucks Lindsay Hohan has rank crank!

2. Megan Fox just gave me rank crank! Thanks, Megan!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Log Jam

When a dude with a huge cock tries to fuck a virgin pussy, his cock (log) gets stuck

MOCO doesn't want a log jam so he avoids fucking virgins.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Pussy Glue

Cum, spunk, jizz

MOCO unleashed so much pussy glue that Lisa's labia were stuck together for 5 hours!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009