MMjr's definitions
n. When it comes time in a porn star's life, her ass dramatically sags, and the guys in the film slap it like a banjo.
"She was a pretty hot bitch, but now her ass is a busted trunk, and reeks of sardines."
"During the filming of 'Prom Night', Mercedes got a busted trunk."
"During the filming of 'Prom Night', Mercedes got a busted trunk."
by MMjr March 27, 2009
Get the busted trunkmug. by MMjr April 21, 2008
Get the rusty lawnmowermug. when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"
"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
by MMjr April 5, 2009
Get the jinxed toadmug. A special/scary type of lapdance, typically found in underground Asian bars:
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
"Mark went to China and hired a sumo wrestler to give him a chinese assload, but then he realized it was just Jamie!"
"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
by MMjr April 5, 2009
Get the chinese assloadmug. when you skip class/work on a Monday, and then you have an absolute crapload of work to do the next day.
"I'm thinking of staying home on Monday, but then I'll have to endure fat tuesday"
"It wasn't work skipping class yesterday cause now it's fucking fat tuesday! Shit!"
"It wasn't work skipping class yesterday cause now it's fucking fat tuesday! Shit!"
by MMjr March 24, 2009
Get the fat tuesdaymug. After a couple has been dating for 6 months, it is now safe for them to have sex, and not regret it.
by MMjr February 20, 2009
Get the 6 month rulemug. "Dude you're putting those Tetris blocks in the wrong place! You're completely fucking the biscuit!"
"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"
"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"
"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"
"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"
by MMjr March 27, 2009
Get the fuck the biscuitmug.