A special/scary type of lapdance, typically found in underground Asian bars:
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
"Mark went to China and hired a sumo wrestler to give him a chinese assload, but then he realized it was just Jamie!"
"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
by MMjr April 5, 2009
Get the chinese assloadmug. When someone is drinking beer/alcohol/etc, and someone else jumps on their back like a backpack and forces them to chug the beer. Usually done with two people at a time. Whoever gets the beer down first is the winner. The beer guzzler usually goes insane.
by MMjr May 26, 2008
Get the backpack racemug. The art of performing sexual intercourse on a 4 legged animal, via the butt hole.
Call a "2 by 4" because a human has 2 legs, where as animals have 4
Call a "2 by 4" because a human has 2 legs, where as animals have 4
by MMjr April 21, 2008
Get the 2 by 4mug. After a couple has been dating for 6 months, it is now safe for them to have sex, and not regret it.
by MMjr February 20, 2009
Get the 6 month rulemug. when you skip class/work on a Monday, and then you have an absolute crapload of work to do the next day.
"I'm thinking of staying home on Monday, but then I'll have to endure fat tuesday"
"It wasn't work skipping class yesterday cause now it's fucking fat tuesday! Shit!"
"It wasn't work skipping class yesterday cause now it's fucking fat tuesday! Shit!"
by MMjr March 24, 2009
Get the fat tuesdaymug. n. When it comes time in a porn star's life, her ass dramatically sags, and the guys in the film slap it like a banjo.
"She was a pretty hot bitch, but now her ass is a busted trunk, and reeks of sardines."
"During the filming of 'Prom Night', Mercedes got a busted trunk."
"During the filming of 'Prom Night', Mercedes got a busted trunk."
by MMjr March 27, 2009
Get the busted trunkmug. "Zack slept over my house after the party, and when I woke up, I saw him eating a bowl full of crunchy grandpa. Freaking gross"
by MMjr April 24, 2008
Get the crunchy grandpamug.