MMZMTS's definitions

Blanket Squad

The term 'Blanket Squad' refers to four or more people who share a picnic blanket to eat lunch and share stories.

"Oh here comes the Blanket Squad"

by MMZMTS April 12, 2016

Instacleanse

A 30 day cleanse from Instagram that involves a 3 step process that includes: 1. Logging out 2. Deleting the app 3. Turning off your phone. Initially you will have withdrawals from Instagram but after a while you will enjoy the peace and serenity.

Person 1 : "I bet you that you can't do this Instacleanse"
Person 2 : "I bet you I can. Oh it's on for sure!"

by MMZMTS October 3, 2017

Paintcation

When you take a vacation from your normal office job to specifically creatively express yourself and your ideas through painting solidly for a few weeks.

Person 1 - What do you have planned for your holidays?
Person 2 - I'm taking a painting vacation - a paintcation!

Person 2 - Nice!!!

by MMZMTS June 11, 2020

Brantch

When you go to eat brunch with your friends, but you really just need to rant instead.

Person 1: What happened, I thought you really needed to rant to me today?
Person 2: Sorry I ran out of time. Let's do brunch soon.

Person 1: Oh so you mean brantch? Yeah let's set it up.

by MMZMTS January 28, 2019

virtualship

When you form a friendship or relationship with someone online, purely through messaging or reacting to eachother's social media but have never met in real life due to geographical distance and have never chatted over video/skype or the phone. You just enjoy messaging each other and then suddenly weeks, then months and then possibly even years pass by. As time has progressed you realise you know a lot about this person without even meeting them. Suddenly you realise you are in a 'virtualship'. Then you worry that if you ever meet them that you possibly won't get along and there is a risk that you might not even talk to eachother ever again. So you stay in the virtualship, prolong meeting up in person and live in the dream-like fantasy in your own head.

Person 1: You're not seriously still talking to that person online still?

Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.

Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.

by MMZMTS May 4, 2020

Year Rant

When you are so over the current year and all you can do is rant about it. You wish so desperately that it is a new year so you can get a fresh start and hopefully better circumstances.

Person 1: I am sick of this year. Wish it was next year already.

Person 2: Oh you're having a year rant again! Here we go!

by MMZMTS November 7, 2017