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Person 1: Aren't you meant to do your assignment?
Person 2: Yeah but no wifi here. So I have no choice but to relax.
Person 1: Ah so you're relacting.
Person 2: Yeah but no wifi here. So I have no choice but to relax.
Person 1: Ah so you're relacting.
by MMZMTS January 26, 2019
Get the relactingmug. A group of people who hang together who appear to be so cool that they are mistaken for a bunch of rich bitches. But in reality they are just extremely fashionable and are the funniest, nicest people around.
by MMZMTS May 3, 2019
Get the bitch kidsmug. When someone gives you a compliment, but it really isn't a compliment because they have a hidden agenda and/or they are not being genuine. You don't really know how to respond to this so you fake a cute laugh and say 'thank you' but you really know deep down it's a 'fauxpliment'.
Person 1: I'm pretty sure someone gave me a fauxpliment today.
Person 2: Wait, a what?
Person 1: A fauxpliment. They told me "you just get more and more stunning by the day".
Person 2: Awwwww that's so sweet.
Person 1: Um actually if I was getting more and more stunning by the day then I would have been signed by a modelling agency by now and Gigi Hadid would be my friend. Just saying.
Person 2: Oh wow. You are so right!
Person 2: Wait, a what?
Person 1: A fauxpliment. They told me "you just get more and more stunning by the day".
Person 2: Awwwww that's so sweet.
Person 1: Um actually if I was getting more and more stunning by the day then I would have been signed by a modelling agency by now and Gigi Hadid would be my friend. Just saying.
Person 2: Oh wow. You are so right!
by MMZMTS January 12, 2018
Get the fauxplimentmug. When you form a friendship or relationship with someone online, purely through messaging or reacting to eachother's social media but have never met in real life due to geographical distance and have never chatted over video/skype or the phone. You just enjoy messaging each other and then suddenly weeks, then months and then possibly even years pass by. As time has progressed you realise you know a lot about this person without even meeting them. Suddenly you realise you are in a 'virtualship'. Then you worry that if you ever meet them that you possibly won't get along and there is a risk that you might not even talk to eachother ever again. So you stay in the virtualship, prolong meeting up in person and live in the dream-like fantasy in your own head.
Person 1: You're not seriously still talking to that person online still?
Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.
Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.
Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.
Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.
by MMZMTS May 4, 2020
Get the virtualshipmug. When you are so over the current year and all you can do is rant about it. You wish so desperately that it is a new year so you can get a fresh start and hopefully better circumstances.
Person 1: I am sick of this year. Wish it was next year already.
Person 2: Oh you're having a year rant again! Here we go!
Person 2: Oh you're having a year rant again! Here we go!
by MMZMTS November 7, 2017
Get the Year Rantmug. The term 'Blanket Squad' refers to four or more people who share a picnic blanket to eat lunch and share stories.
by MMZMTS April 12, 2016
Get the Blanket Squadmug.