When you form a friendship or relationship with someone online, purely through messaging or reacting to eachother's social media but have never met in real life due to geographical distance and have never chatted over video/skype or the phone. You just enjoy messaging each other and then suddenly weeks, then months and then possibly even years pass by. As time has progressed you realise you know a lot about this person without even meeting them. Suddenly you realise you are in a 'virtualship'. Then you worry that if you ever meet them that you possibly won't get along and there is a risk that you might not even talk to eachother ever again. So you stay in the virtualship, prolong meeting up in person and live in the dream-like fantasy in your own head.
Person 1: You're not seriously still talking to that person online still?
Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.
Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.
Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.
Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.
by MMZMTS May 04, 2020
Person 1: What happened, I thought you really needed to rant to me today?
Person 2: Sorry I ran out of time. Let's do brunch soon.
Person 1: Oh so you mean brantch? Yeah let's set it up.
Person 2: Sorry I ran out of time. Let's do brunch soon.
Person 1: Oh so you mean brantch? Yeah let's set it up.
by MMZMTS January 28, 2019
When a person masters the skill of self-isolation, social distancing and quarantining themselves during a pandemic. An excruciating practice to be involved with if you are an extrovert, however seemingly easy for introverts as they normally self-isolate on a regular basis. The art of isolation is important for humanity on so many levels during worldly pandemics and other devastating events.
Person 1: How are you going with mastering the art of isolation?
Person 2: I am trying but I miss seeing everyone and hugging them.
Person 1: Oh yeah. It's a lot easier for me. Isolating myself is what I do normally as an introvert.
Person 2: I am trying but I miss seeing everyone and hugging them.
Person 1: Oh yeah. It's a lot easier for me. Isolating myself is what I do normally as an introvert.
by MMZMTS April 08, 2020
A group of people who hang together who appear to be so cool that they are mistaken for a bunch of rich bitches. But in reality they are just extremely fashionable and are the funniest, nicest people around.
by MMZMTS May 04, 2019
The term 'Blanket Squad' refers to four or more people who share a picnic blanket to eat lunch and share stories.
"Oh here comes the Blanket Squad"
by MMZMTS January 02, 2016
A 30 day cleanse from Instagram that involves a 3 step process that includes: 1. Logging out 2. Deleting the app 3. Turning off your phone. Initially you will have withdrawals from Instagram but after a while you will enjoy the peace and serenity.
Person 1 : "I bet you that you can't do this Instacleanse"
Person 2 : "I bet you I can. Oh it's on for sure!"
Person 2 : "I bet you I can. Oh it's on for sure!"
by MMZMTS September 11, 2017