Normo

A person of tremendous girth. A fatass. Derived from ginormous.

Check out the normo shoveling the Double Quarter Pounder and large fries down their fat-encrusted gullet. What a fat, disgusting slob.

by MJMizzle October 07, 2012

Cake boy

Early 90's slang for what is now termed a metrosexual

"He's in a yellow camaro, skin so smooth, a buttercup boy from the funny school."
- Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Cake Boy"

by MJMizzle August 11, 2006

crooshbaggery

A portmanteau of croosh and douchebaggery. It is douchebaggery to the absolute extreme.

Did you see that guy kick that blind man and then steal his wallet? What crooshbaggery.

by MJMizzle August 28, 2006

pwn sauce

The delicious topping that 133t h4x0rs sprinkle over pwned n00bs. Can be either white or red, and occasionally pesto.

(Some n00b has just been pwned)

1337 h4x0r: "pwn sauce!"

by MJMizzle August 04, 2007

scrumtralescense

A state of extreme scrumptiousness.

Those cookies are full of scrumtralescense.

by MJMizzle January 06, 2006

Pwnce de Leon

The explorer who spent his whole life searching for the Fountain of Pwn, which would make anyone who drank from it a 1337 pwnz0r for life.

Today, the term is used to describe any n00b who gets continually pwned at something and never improves, yet keeps coming back for more.

Guy 1: "Crap! I've been playing Halo for 4 years now and I've never won a game of capture the flag."

Guy 2: "Give it up, Pwnce de Leon."

by MJMizzle October 24, 2007

iPwned

Getting charged a ridiculous fee by Cingular for using your Apple iPhone.

Guy 1: WTF?! I just got charged $3000 for using my iPhone during my trip to Europe!

Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned

by MJMizzle September 06, 2007