crusty mummy

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning

"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"

by mike March 26, 2005

frisbeeing

1. tossing a frisbee around
2. a word daysie doesn't understand

woah! that was some awesome frisbeeing mike!

by Mike April 30, 2004

clown

my dads jewish girl friend

the Clown got me a christmas card and a minorah

by mike February 14, 2005

Hand of Flour

Refers to fat girls.

It requires a hand of flour (cooking material) in order to find a fat girl's vagina. Simply throw the flour and look for the wetspot (avoid sweaty chunks)

That bitch was so fat, I needed a hand of flour.

by Mike March 01, 2005

khaki

A caucasian indivdual not resembling the standardized color, "white". Thus, resembling a shade known to many as, khaki.

Im not white! Im khaki bitch!!

by mike May 13, 2005

dumb nigga

A black person who can't keep a .5 GPA.

Yo he got 4 f's...he a dumb nigga.

by Mike March 21, 2005

dodgeball

A game in which the object is to make the members of the opposing side cry. In an on-going effort to stop nature's selection it's now illegal.

I put little suzie in a wheel chair after that game of dogeball.

by Mike October 22, 2003