Kleins Mom

to have a 7-2 off suit in Texas Hold'em

I had to play, I had Kleins mom

by mike April 25, 2004

Judo-Christianity

The combined term for the monotheistic faiths Judaism and Christianity. Christianity is an off-shoot of Judaism formed by followers of a man named Jesus.
Judaism is an off-shoot of the now extinct polytheistic pagan religion of the Canaanites.
Yewah (which became Jahova) was mountain deity from Canaan that seperated into its own cult which eventually denounced other gods from this religion to become Judaism.
Followers of Judo-Christianity worship one god and follow the teachings of the same phrophets (Abraham being the first). Jews ( followers of Judaism) however deny Jesus being a phrophet and the son of god. Judo-Christianity now has many off-shoots such as Islam, Catholicism and Protestantism (the 3 largest off-shoots).

Mel Brooks is a famous Jew (follower of Judaism) who made many comedy films.

Torqueamada is a famous Christian (follower of Christianity) who made many people (including Jews, agnostics, athiests and anyone else considered a Heretic) die in the name of the Roman-Catholic Church.

Both followed Judo-Christianity

by Mike December 19, 2005

Jay-Z

the illest eva. please dont be hatin on jay-z cause the best lyrics. yall little hatas dont listen to the music and lyrics and how his raps go in a timeline. jay-z stays on the subject that he started. so if u got beef wit me take it up wit me and da roc and every homie thats down wit the jay

r.o.c yea
#1 click yea
if u represent us through them the diamonds up yea
now lets be clear
i aint goin now where
now that you kno
holla at ya boy HOV

dont hate on the greatness

by mike July 12, 2004

creeptastic

excessivly creepy and or scary. it is a funnier way of putting creepy...

those red flags and black tape on my poptarts pouch make it the most creeptastic poptarts pouch ever.

by Mike November 6, 2004

Code 14

When you eat out someones asshole.

"hey your the master of the code 14"

by mike May 26, 2004

peener fuzz

1. The strong, low hanging branches of any tree capable of sustaining the weight of a young boy
2. Pubic hair

When Vincent was a young boy in the seventh grade, he would swing from the peener fuzz during lunch recess. Coincidentally, that same year Vincent began to notice a sparse growth of peener fuzz at the base of his penis.

by Mike December 26, 2004

wraslin'

1:WCW
2:wrestling in the south
3:fake wrestling

I came here tonite to see WCW wraslin'

by Mike February 17, 2004