knob jockey

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

by Mike August 5, 2003

human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 6, 2003

crakalackin

What a easy going player says to a fly hunny. Means whats popping sugar momma. And yes it is crakalackin not whatever the hell the other one was. It is a bastardation of "what's crackin" which is a bastardation of "whats going on" which is a bastardation of "what are you doing fine young fellow."

Yo, whats crakalackin sweet thang?
What up boy, what's crakalackin tonite?

by mike December 7, 2003

turkey

The best spirit in the world

Fancy some turkey?

by mike July 14, 2003

31337

to be elite. one who has skills.

i am one elite hacker.
i am one 31337 hacker.
hes elite.
hes 31337.

by mike July 6, 2003

phattyballz

Mike Horn

Person #1: Did you see phattyballz today?
Person #2: Nah I'm gonna see him later tonight

by Mike January 27, 2004

granny smith

an out of date apple computer.

the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.

by mike September 13, 2004