MIke's definitions

cum cloth

a rag used in the cleaning up of spooge

Jon left his cum cloth on the teachers desk

by mike January 6, 2004

putter

weapon of choice by Hinckle

Mr. Hinckle will kill you with his putter in tornado mode.

by mike March 27, 2003

Sardo

One who enjoys paintball and teabagging

Wow, that Sardo is one gay peice of shit.

by Mike June 30, 2004

sellout

someone who dos stuff for money and has no beliefs morals

The casualties (they used to be cool) but sell stuff at target hot topic dead kennady but not jello biafra and any band mentioned by the others ex rancid they play at the warped tour for godds sake

by mike May 4, 2004

glenn danzig

Innovator of the subgenre of punk called fiendcore. Popularized the sound with his first outfit, the Misfits, and later perfected it with the seminal, yet overlooked, Samhain.

Glenn Danzig has black hair.

by Mike August 11, 2004

handadoodle

When one is bathing their favorite dog while listenting to your favorite Abba song, and eating Abba Zabba's and your dog accidently sits on your hand squeezing its wet anal fluids under you fingernails, resulting in intense pleasure for both you and the dog, then one touches his or her bathing suit area.

"oh man i totally got handadoodled last night, it was awesome"

by mike April 23, 2004

glooper

When a girl sucks the glue of a guys dick and may get her lips suck on

Man, she gave me the best glooper up and till we had to go to the emergency room.

by Mike May 7, 2005