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Dookie

Advernounjective

Officially it is poop or the act of a bowel movement, but it is also popularly used as an expletive, or any other verb, noun, or word. Best said whilst acting retarded with a retarded voice. Generally followed by "I wuv U" and a hugging gesture, also acted out retardedly.
Dookie!! (Hello)
Dookie! (Ouch)
Dookie (Shut the hell up)
Dookie (I'm Thirsty)
Aaron why do you have that constipated look on your face? You look like you need to take a Dookie.
by Mike January 3, 2004
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religion

Something that has surely lasted the wrath of time. Despite this, it is fundamentally wrong (every year we learn more about how religion is bullshit), and often racially intolerable (kill the Jews! Ok, now kill the Muslims! All right, whoever's left: kill the Buhdists!). Has been the cause of many great wars, including the most famous of all: the Crusades, of which there were seven, if I remember correctly. It is an excuse to murder, it is a scapegoat in all its forms (well, shit, I just shot my wife--GOD MADE ME DO IT! SHE WAS AN AGENT OF LUCIFER!!!).

I do not simply attack Christianity or Catholicism, no, ALL religons are based off a false worship of some supernatural being that simply is not there. There is no evidence for this (beyond, often, a book--e.g. the Bible--which can obviously not prove the existance of the text withtin it) and whole heaping loads of evidence against.

I like how C-can brings up "Atheists doing bad". What the hell kind of retort is this? What, not believing in God makes you a horrible monster? He listed THREE fucking people out of BILLIONS of atheists, past and present. Good job asshat, you've rebuked nothing. And let's get something staight: Hitler was a fucking Catholic. He murdered millions in his holy quest to destroy the Jews; he claimed he was "Doing the Lords work" and, upon the eve of his war on Russia, the Pope CONGRATULATED his efforts. Throughout the war he was not excommunicated.

In the Middle East countries war over something as silly as nonexistant entities. Since the begginging of recorded history man has made war on other men because they refused to worship the same invisible diety as another.

And for what? Something that doesn't even fucking exist. It's illogical; it's evil. If I could, I would wipe every religion from the face of the Earth and start fresh. Fuck religion. It solves nothing and creates all sorts of unnecesary shit.
Right now innocent men and women are being crushed under a bulldozer in Palastine.
by Mike January 4, 2004
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tit

by Mike January 2, 2007
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The National Network

the old Nashville Network afrter WWE signed a deal togo with Viacom networks over the USA network
The first pop network
THe early version of Spike TV
by Mike January 4, 2004
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fo rizzle

Snoop Dogg's way of saying "for real"
guy #1: Did you hear that Saddam was captured?
guy #2: Fo rizzle?
guy #1: Fo rizzle!
by Mike January 4, 2004
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jabronie

a word that the Rock started as a craze but Jerry "the King" Lawler really origniated
a wannabe
guy #1: I'm dating a girl who wants to be punk.
guy #2: Well stop wasting your time and dump that jabronie!
by Mike January 4, 2004
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punk rawk

the way girls who like Avril Lavigne & Hilary Duff say punk rock
Like, oh my Gawd! Avril is soooo punk rawk!
by Mike January 4, 2004
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