MIke's definitions

Simon Diamond

a wrestler from ECW who joined NWA-TNA back in 2003. Long-time partner of Johnny Swinger. In 2004 he became face when Swinger turned on him and soon re-named himself "Irish" Pat Kenney(which is his real name) and then the failed Empire Saint.

Simon Diamond is one of the best techincally sound wrestlers to come from the 1990's.
Simon's got a problem
Simon Diamond > Pat Kenney

by Mike May 13, 2005

blown out

a person having so much anal sex that their ass hole is a perfect circle

i banged her so hard last night her ass is blown out

by mike May 13, 2005

kobermania

a mellow euphoric state of awesomeness

By displaying kobermania in all his endevours, the boy easily became friends with all he came into contact with.

by Mike March 4, 2005

crt

Cathode Ray Tan- an extreme level of paleness often found in computer geeks resulting from a lack of exposure to natural light.

Guy 1: hey man u so pale, I see you been working on your CRT.
Guy 2: yeah been playing Starcraft for 2 weeks straight
Guy 1: Got sunglasses *squint*

by Mike December 26, 2003

The dimick

A hellish nun. Here deputies are the blob, the saint, and the one know asthe Jane.

Dimick has ordered the rape of many. Among the few who have survived are: me :p, Don Hock, Shil, and a handful of others (soon to be 0)

by mike May 14, 2004

dejolijize

To become unhappy like a ass who cant see it's hooves!!!!!!!!

I was i cud dejolijize that horse!!!!!!!!!

by Mike February 3, 2005

gigity

Family Guy
Def: Fucnin right!

just said when ever you are in a good mood or have drank to much.

by Mike August 22, 2006