Eunich

A computer operating system with no balls.

If you thought Windows was bollocks, then try Eunichs...it has no balls!

by Mike February 13, 2004

Catch 22

Something where you cannot win or lose on.

Driving is a catch 22, it is fun and scary at times.

by Mike October 25, 2004

Womb Raider

One who has a relationship with a significantly youger individual.

Smithy: hey man, i shouldn't let Johnny go near your daughter anymore.

John: why's that ?

Smithy: he's turned to a cradle snatcher, apparantly been doin the rounds at the local high school.

by mike November 29, 2003

knifeparty

A place where fat little boys can post pictures of band members of Mugshot and claim them to be himself, and then try to pick up on chicks, with uber emoness and more fake pictures...

Brandon sure scored some hotties at knifeparty.

by Mike January 7, 2004

more couch than ouch

This is my personal slang for when something or someone is cool and relaxed.

chillin' to chill, hang out, be calm

by Mike March 12, 2004

good play

A firm slap on the ass, usually given when someone does a simple task such as hammering in a nail, feeding the cat, or dunking a basketball. A well timed good play can be very helpful to one's self esteem OR be very hurtful to one's job situation.

When Andrea finished filling the salt shaker, she was given a good play by her fiance (and she liked it...ALOT).

by Mike December 1, 2004

fooz

you are a stupid idiot who doesnt ammount to anything.

homsar u fooz!

by mike April 3, 2003